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    Quote Originally Posted by TempBJ View Post
    have you thought about putting a winch at the top of the drive and installing a bike lift?
    I do have a winch installed at the top of my drive (well, a mounting for the winch from the Pajero) .
    Quote Originally Posted by skidmark
    This world has lost it's drive, everybody just wants to fit in the be the norm as it were.
    Quote Originally Posted by Phil Vincent
    The manufacturers go to a lot of trouble to find out what the average rider prefers, because the maker who guesses closest to the average preference gets the largest sales. But the average rider is mainly interested in silly (as opposed to useful) “goodies” to try to kid the public that he is riding a racer

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    Quote Originally Posted by TempBJ View Post
    Kennel? I need that for when my wife finds out I took some strange girl biking around the countriside for a day, better hang onto it thanks.

    It'd be good if you could put as much balls into your riding as your arguing, though I'm happy to take your mind off your driveway for at least an instant (I have mentioned "harden the fuck up" right?)
    Obviously you need to take some of your own advice and "harden the fuck up"....woof woof....ohhh you bad boy in your kennel NOW!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ixion View Post
    I do have a winch installed at the top of my drive (well, a mounting for the winch from the Pajero) .
    Nice, just park at Ixions place...perhaps each night after you'd parked Ixion could also provide a large mug of hardenthefuckup too?

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    Obviously you need to take some of your own advice and "harden the fuck up"....woof woof....ohhh you bad boy in your kennel NOW!
    I never listen to myself me, I talk to much shit.
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    Quote Originally Posted by TempBJ View Post

    I never listen to myself me, I talk to much shit.
    Something we agree on
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    Quote Originally Posted by Swoop View Post
    Welcome to KB. Great to see you are fitting in with the rest of the loonies!!!
    Keep at it. It will get so easy you will look back and laugh at all of this!
    loonies alright....hang on....you callin me a loonie too?
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    ...Ohhhh...I am sure there will be PLENTY of kodak moments...
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    ... the fact that I am a short arse ...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Stirts View Post
    Something we agree on
    Actually, its the fourth thing we agree on
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    Get back in your kennel where you belong!
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    Righto...as you were
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ixion View Post
    I do have a winch installed at the top of my drive (well, a mounting for the winch from the Pajero) .
    That wouldn't work. Your bike weighs more than a Pajero.

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    That's why I have to mount the winch on mounting grouted intot he concrete. I tried it by parking the Pajero facing down the drive, expecting to use the winch to pull the bike up the drive. But it pulled the Pajero down instead.
    Quote Originally Posted by skidmark
    This world has lost it's drive, everybody just wants to fit in the be the norm as it were.
    Quote Originally Posted by Phil Vincent
    The manufacturers go to a lot of trouble to find out what the average rider prefers, because the maker who guesses closest to the average preference gets the largest sales. But the average rider is mainly interested in silly (as opposed to useful) “goodies” to try to kid the public that he is riding a racer

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stirts View Post
    loonies alright....hang on....you callin me a loonie too?
    As the saying goes... "if the helmet fits..."
    I am finding my restraints a little uncomfortable at the moment... "NURSE!!!"
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    Quote Originally Posted by Swoop View Post
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    How many Speights have you had tonight?
    "Grouted" ? Is that not correct.? Some big bolts set into holes drilled in the concrete , then the spaces filled with concrete. That's grouting isn't it. Anyway, if not, then "whatever the heck it is "ed into the concrete.

    (I've never been quite sure about those concrete and brickwork terms)
    Quote Originally Posted by skidmark
    This world has lost it's drive, everybody just wants to fit in the be the norm as it were.
    Quote Originally Posted by Phil Vincent
    The manufacturers go to a lot of trouble to find out what the average rider prefers, because the maker who guesses closest to the average preference gets the largest sales. But the average rider is mainly interested in silly (as opposed to useful) “goodies” to try to kid the public that he is riding a racer

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ixion View Post
    "Grouted" ? Is that not correct.? Some big bolts set into holes drilled in the concrete , then the spaces filled with concrete. That's grouting isn't it. Anyway, if not, then "whatever the heck it is "ed into the concrete.

    (I've never been quite sure about those concrete and brickwork terms)
    It is "set" into concrete, since grouting is for decorative purposes rather than for strength. I was actually referring to the Swahili words of "intot he"...
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    That's these cheap keyboards that werk supply me with. The keys don't make proper contact and output different codes to what I type. That's my story and I'm sticking with it.
    Quote Originally Posted by skidmark
    This world has lost it's drive, everybody just wants to fit in the be the norm as it were.
    Quote Originally Posted by Phil Vincent
    The manufacturers go to a lot of trouble to find out what the average rider prefers, because the maker who guesses closest to the average preference gets the largest sales. But the average rider is mainly interested in silly (as opposed to useful) “goodies” to try to kid the public that he is riding a racer

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    driveway 2 tina 0....fuck, fuck fuckety fuck!
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