What this country needs to progress.

[Mr Merde]

It needs more shit. More shit means more agricultural production. Moreever, we can sell the surplus shit. Look at Nauru. The whole country is shit, and they're all rich as shit.

How can they be as rich as me? I'm poor, I work for a living.


Mr

[Quartermile]

We need more people on bikes, and less in cars

[cowpoos]

It needs more shit. More shit means more agricultural production. Moreever, we can sell the surplus shit. Look at Nauru. The whole country is shit, and they're all rich as shit.

I got jelly!

[Mr Merde]

Pit Bull Terrier Breeders
Cheap Chinese MiniChopper Importers


What this country really needs is a political party led by Philip Taito Field, funded by the Destiny Church. How we got this far without that is beyond me!

Now this is more like it.

Real positive ideas to add to "The List"

Yes that political party and that church should be part of "The List"

I thank you. "The List" thanks you. You notice how I have started to personify this as an entity now. Soon it will be a living breathing lifeform capable of self sustinance and therefore capable of applying to WINZ and the DPB for social support.

FEED ME.. FEED ME NOW... SEYMORE.

[Mr Merde]

We need more people on bikes, and less in cars

People in Cars. Oh yes but then who would we have to complain about? Scooter? Tractors?

"The List" grows and with it self awareness.

[The Pastor]

we need more john banks around

[Mr Merde]

we need more john banks around

You're getting the idea.

John Banks type people have joined "The List"

"The List" hungers for more.

[The Pastor]

we defitly need heaps more traffic cops like the ginga on SH16

[Mr Merde]

we defitly need heaps more traffic cops like the ginga on SH16

I have heard of this "ginga".

The "ginga" is in.

[Mr Merde]

Trafic cops in general stay off "The List"

who else is going to keep those scooters and tractors at the correct speed now that car drivers are on "The List"

[Mr Merde]

Here is one that always got me going

Fine Art Students.

4 years of study to paint one picture and grow squirrels under their armpits.

[Toaster]

we need more guns and beer.


And also more teachers, THINK OF THE CHILDREN

Can you be prime minister? But only more teachers if they are hotties....

[Toaster]

Some dude was saying those war memorial vandals needed a good kick in the arse.

I vote for more non-pc down to earth kiwis....

... oh and more arse kicking.

[Mr Merde]

Some dude was saying those war memorial vandals needed a good kick in the arse.

I vote for more non-pc down to earth kiwis....

... oh and more arse kicking.

Try thinking in reverse.

Into "The List" goes the PC Brigade. Oh so generic but oh so satisfying.

J Edgar had "A List"
Uncle Joe had "A List"

We have "The List"

Mr

[SlashWylde]

NZ is really the 'B' Ark isn't it? We're surrounded by fucking Golgafrinchams, and we elected one to be our leader.

Someone pass the rubber ducky, I feel the need for a nice hot bath.