Ambiguous statements....

[MSTRS:Me]

A man running for mayor was making a speech, and thundered, "I want you people to know that there are over two dozen brothels in this town, and I have never been to one of them!"
A voice from the back yelled out, "Which one?"

[ManDownUnder]

LOL

Famous (de)Flaura's?

[MSTRS:Me]

I latched on to an older woman at a club last night.

She was a right sort for 67, we drank a bit, had a bit of a snog & she

asked if I'd ever had the sportsman's double, a mother and daughter

three-some?

I said no.

We drank a bit more, then she says that tonight was my lucky night.

I went back to her place.


She put the hall light on and shouted upstairs "Mum you still awake?"

[MSTRS:Me]

A reporter was doing an interview of an aged explorer/adventurer in the rest home...
"You must have lived an exciting life? What was the scariest thing that happened to you"
"Well, I was hunting tigers in India. I was working my way along a narrow jungle track, with my native gunbearer behind me. All of a sudden the hugest tiger I'd ever seen jumped out of front of us. I turned to get my gun, but the cowardly native had run away, taking my weapons with him. The tiger let out this almighty ROOOAAAARRRR!!!! I shit my pants."
"There's no shame in that. Anybody would have done the same in your position"
"No. I did it just now, when I said 'ROOOAAARRR' !"

[robertydog]

LoL
What no work today?

[MSTRS:Me]

This lady goes to the drug store to buy her husband some toiletries. A clerk comes up to her and asks if she needs some assistance.
"I'm looking for some deodorant for my new husband," she says, "but I don't know what type he uses."
"Is it the ball type?" The clerk asks.
"No," replies the lady, "it's for his underarms."