To ride, or not to ride...

**Henk** · 1st May 2007, 18:49

I rode to Palmy and back in a weekend on an RD250LC with Z bars and a learner licence far too many years ago now, to get to a 21st. Good weekend but I could hardly sit down for days. Make the trip and take a sheepskin.

**gijoe1313** · 1st May 2007, 20:34

Originally Posted by Speedie

Ok, I normally take great pleasure in reading that which you scribe Mr Joe.

But do tell what the meaning of those fucken words are.

Dear Speedie,

It is with alarming acuity that with alacrity I provide further import to the wordkin I have verbatim used, in the assumption that most would be perfunctionarily familiar with such bandied quips!

So, in enlightenment of those and in the face your apostle smiley that behooves me to be succint, this follows as :

happenstance : a chance happening or event.

degustations : Degustation is the art of tasting food, in this case used amorphically into the conversation as ... digesting the merit of one's conversation!

accoutrements : An accessory item of equipment or dress. Often used in the plural.

panoply : I love this word, so I include the major definitions of this amazingly precocious and pregnant presentation of parts!

1. a wide-ranging and impressive array or display: the dazzling panoply of the maharaja's procession; the panoply of European history.
2. a complete suit of armor.
3. a protective covering.
4. full ceremonial attire or paraphernalia; special dress and equipment.

supplicate : to pray humbly; make humble and earnest entreaty or petition.

In this instance, I take your supplication to supply certain foist able words and their complying meanings for my meanderings and musings of a most mendacious and moonlighting muse!

Happily we are in concurrence with this and have illuminated a whole pantheon of powerful words to our beholdened and learned kin that resides here on KB (that powerfully metaphorical acronym that is Kiwi Biker!)

I pray that we have not dallied too long here in the depths of the di-urnal despositions of the lumpen proletariat!

Yours in repose
Your most humble and chastened fellow enjoyer of paired orbs of contrivance that provides hilarity, clarity and the occasional bump into misericorde.

**Jeaves** · 1st May 2007, 21:09

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**Donor** · 1st May 2007, 21:29

I was going to post something... but after J's little outpouring, I think I'm just going to go have a little lie down...

**Donor** · 1st May 2007, 22:55

Originally Posted by Speedie

You fucken homo Nige, go do the test, go to DML and get your test thing, its like 5 minutes, go to the birthday wotsit for half an hour and pissoff down the road, and go the way the fella above me said, that is the best way to go. So you get there a little later than you first thought, so what, you woulda been up till that time anyway.
Dont forget I know your (new) boss, and dispatcher... PTS can get some good jobs.....and some bad ones, your call. I await to see you change your mind back to two wheels.

The audience has vote 92% to ride down, you already have used 50/50, do you want to phone a freind?

Cheers Speedster... way to apply the borax you bastard!

As it turns out, I have fucked up with my own kids birthday

His birthday is actually not for another few weeks... don't actually know where the hell I got the 5th from!

But... being as I have already told the evil sibling I am taking the wagon down, I am now carting a set of racking slicks to the track... so I am cage bound.

However, I will be arranging a long ride sometime after my return. I was thinking Wellington is lovely this time of year...

Then again, the weekend of the 12/13 May he's racing Taupo... that could do for getting some two wheeled cred back... no?

Dammit, I can't help it - I have the Green Watch gene - hard work scares me!

**Kittyhawk** · 1st May 2007, 23:33

Originally Posted by Donor

Only if ya can catch me - you might pwn me on the road, but on foot this chubby bugger can fair hoof it!

Lol....I am goin to refrain from saying anything here lol!~~

**Donor** · 1st May 2007, 23:34

Originally Posted by Kittyhawk

Lol....I am goin to refrain from saying anything here lol!~~

Oh you are SO asking for it... I have this week off, don't make me hunt you down for a jolly good thrashing...

**Kittyhawk** · 2nd May 2007, 00:08

Originally Posted by Donor

Oh you are SO asking for it... I have this week off, don't make me hunt you down for a jolly good thrashing...

*stares innocently*

Now are you sure that's a jolly good thrashing or something else!!!

You know you want me all dressed up in my leathers and hot sexy leg warmers on my sexy bike....mmm bike!

ha!!

**yod** · 2nd May 2007, 00:12

Originally Posted by Donor

Oh you are SO asking for it... I have this week off, don't make me hunt you down for a jolly good thrashing...

Originally Posted by Kittyhawk

*stares innocently*

Now are you sure that's a jolly good thrashing or something else!!!

You know you want me all dressed up in my leathers and hot sexy leg warmers on my sexy bike....mmm bike!

ha!!

get a room!!

**yod** · 2nd May 2007, 00:14

and by the way...if you DO get your shite together and make the trip, make sure you turn off highway 1 onto route 54 about 30km south of taihape....well worth the deviation!!

**Kittyhawk** · 2nd May 2007, 00:21

Originally Posted by yod

get a room!!

Aww you should join us hahahahaha!

**Donor** · 2nd May 2007, 00:24

Originally Posted by Kittyhawk

*stares innocently*

Now are you sure that's a jolly good thrashing or something else!!!

You know you want me all dressed up in my leathers and hot sexy leg warmers on my sexy bike....mmm bike!

ha!!

Text me in the morning... my leg warmer fetish is strong this week!