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  1. #46
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    Quote Originally Posted by Donor View Post
    Hmmm... a keen eye, a sharp wit and the unwavering ability to remove tact on prolific posters who so unashamedly sully our beloved forums with their repetitive ways.

    Oh, and I have beer.
    Beer?!? Hmmm, you have my attention.

    Are you able to calmly point and laugh at those that get all flustered when being told repost?
    Are you able to search before offering a repost comment?
    Are you able to make up decorative ways of saying repost?

    I do need someone with the ability of removing tact from those that pollute our forums.....
    To every man upon this earth
    Death cometh sooner or late
    And how can a man die better
    Than facing fearful odds
    For the ashes of his fathers
    And the temples of his Gods

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    Quote Originally Posted by Donor View Post
    Hmmm... a keen eye, a sharp wit and the unwavering ability to remove tact on prolific posters who so unashamedly sully our beloved forums with their repetitive ways.

    Oh, and I have beer.
    He can build a mean garden shed as well
    "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing" - Socrates

    "All paid jobs absorb and degrade the mind" - Aristotle

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sniper View Post
    Beer?!? Hmmm, you have my attention.

    Are you able to calmly point and laugh at those that get all flustered when being told repost?
    Are you able to search before offering a repost comment?
    Are you able to make up decorative ways of saying repost?

    I do need someone with the ability of removing tact from those that pollute our forums.....
    Calmly point and laugh? Absolutely - I've been to weddings, much experience there.

    Search? My gods, Google is my home page... searching is your friend!

    Decorative? thesaurus.com is good for that...

    As for removing tact - well, being married to a pom for 7 years, I lost true tact many moons ago...
    At the 2007 Westpac Ride:

    Donor: So ya glad you're a Biker?

    Minnie: F**k yeah!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Donor View Post
    Calmly point and laugh? Absolutely - I've been to weddings, much experience there.

    Search? My gods, Google is my home page... searching is your friend!

    Decorative? thesaurus.com is good for that...

    As for removing tact - well, being married to a pom for 7 years, I lost true tact many moons ago...
    Hmmmm, we could use a man like you. My apprentice, you shall become
    To every man upon this earth
    Death cometh sooner or late
    And how can a man die better
    Than facing fearful odds
    For the ashes of his fathers
    And the temples of his Gods

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sniper View Post
    Hmmmm, we could use a man like you. My apprentice, you shall become
    I'm gutted. If I had known offering beer (I have beer, lots of it! And whiskey - and whisky too!) would have led to an apprenticeship, I would have spoken up much sooner. Can't we become a team? Our names both end in 'er' whereas Donor's ends in 'or' so it makes sense. And I bet my dictionary is bigger than his - and I have TWO different copies of Roget's... please?
    Yes, I am pedantic about spelling and grammar so get used to it!

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    Quote Originally Posted by RCTL View Post
    i received this email today from a lady friend please read and watch out For you and or your kids safety

    PLEASE TAKE NOTE

    I was approached in the Pak n Save

    Carpark in Taupo by two males, asking what kind of perfume I was wearing. Then they asked if I'd like to sample some fabulous scent they were willing to sell me at.....JUST TOO TRUSTING...
    The people that write this shit are a bunch of dicks who enjoy knowing that there are people out there that will take some action over their silly games or scaremongering folk who are not so well informed. These stories and all like them all bear the most common hallmark of urban lengends ie an instruction telling you to pass this on to everyone you know or in your addess book etc etc. Doing so just clogs up the internet, ISP servers and peoples mailboxes. The best thing you can do is ignore the instruction and delete it. Never pass it on otherwise you are being part of the nuisance factor of the whole childish game. Even here it has caused a fair bit of discussion and it is a total waste of time. The only good thing that has come out of this I guess is the fact that some people are now more aware of this shit and will take the appropriate action in the future ie hit delete.

    Are you taking any prescription medication? [Rain Man]


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    Quote Originally Posted by Beemer View Post
    I'm gutted. If I had known offering beer (I have beer, lots of it! And whiskey - and whisky too!) would have led to an apprenticeship, I would have spoken up much sooner. Can't we become a team? Our names both end in 'er' whereas Donor's ends in 'or' so it makes sense. And I bet my dictionary is bigger than his - and I have TWO different copies of Roget's... please?
    Ahh, but you do not need to become and apprentice. You have proven your skills and already are an asset to the "Stopping of the Reposts" (TM)

    Donor on the other hand needs some guidance. I can see him becoming a strong weapon in TWAR and he shall need both of our assistance.
    To every man upon this earth
    Death cometh sooner or late
    And how can a man die better
    Than facing fearful odds
    For the ashes of his fathers
    And the temples of his Gods

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