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    Water vs Wine

    It has been scientifically proven that if we drink 1 litre of water
    each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more
    than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli (E. coli) bacteria found in faeces.
    In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of Poop.
    However, we do not run that risk when drinking wine (or rum,
    whiskey, beer or other liquor) because alcohol has to go
    through a purification process of boiling or filtering
    and/or fermenting.

    WATER = Poop

    WINE = HEALTH

    Ergo: It is better to drink wine and talk stupid than to drink water
    and be full of shit.

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    You are a noobie. Learn to use the search function, this has been posted before.

    http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/sh...91&postcount=7
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sniper View Post
    You are a noobie. Learn to use the search function, this has been posted before.

    http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/sh...91&postcount=7


    You ..must drink a lot of water.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Big Dave View Post
    You ..must drink a lot of water.
    Bloody edit function, I almost had a comeback for the previous
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sniper View Post
    Bloody edit function, I almost had a comeback for the previous
    Always striving to improve.

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