It has been scientifically proven that if we drink 1 litre of water
each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more
than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli (E. coli) bacteria found in faeces.
In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of Poop.
However, we do not run that risk when drinking wine (or rum,
whiskey, beer or other liquor) because alcohol has to go
through a purification process of boiling or filtering
and/or fermenting.
WATER = Poop
WINE = HEALTH
Ergo: It is better to drink wine and talk stupid than to drink water
and be full of shit.
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