Nicksta's AMCC round 3

[erik]

Good report

[Riff Raff]

Glad you liked the leathers Sue... and sorry, you cant borrow them, Jimmy needs to get his own

Bwahahaha. How the hell do you think a gal my size would fit into the leathers of a gal your size?

[HDTboy]

Lots of lube, I'll help

[GIXser]

and ill do the make up and hair...

Lots of lube, I'll help

[Riff Raff]

Lots of lube, I'll help

Don't you have a toilet you should be loitering around?

and ill do the make up and hair...

Do you do girls as well?

[Racey Rider]

... my bike dies and I manage to get to the side in a not so safe place, first thought, gas tap, sure enough it was on off… Doh! +

I can beat that,

Out on a warm up lap for a race when bike dies.....
Pull to the side, turn tap to on....
everyone has rip around to the start grid, saftey car has pulled up behind me...
Kick, kick, kick... Nothing happening.
Wait,, why is my foot getting wet???
look down,, Fuel line is not even connected!!!

[GIXser]

Do you do girls as well?

Aarrrgg ....Yuck...... i didnt know there was gonna be girls,,, im out!!!

[aff-man]

Aarrrgg ....Yuck...... i didnt know there was gonna be girls,,, im out!!!

he only does ladyboys....

And NO i'm not a ladyboy...

[Mental Trousers]

Put your gimp suit back on Jonno. I'm sure that'll be close enough eh.

[Blondini]

Way to go Nicksta ,Bruce would be proud of you and I am proud of you for getting out there and giving it your best.You hold your head high girl

[Nicksta]

thanks everyone.....

ROFL racey... ask the boys why my nickname is flaming backpac!

[Scorpygirl]

Once agan Nicky and awesome write-up. Go girl!!!

[GIXser]

So, the "Flaming Backpac story"

it all began.... a long long time ago... far far away.... at taupo track, we had decided, (namely Jonno and myself) that nicky was that small, she could actually fit in a backpack" being a mere 49 kilos and all ,
anyway the "lass" goes out on her VFR and rips up the track leaving many'r boys wondering how they have just been beat by the little "lass,
(She) rolls into the pits after yet another succesfull session, stops in front of the pit tent and upon stepping of the bike, the petrol hose decides to pretty much disintegrate,, so all this petrol is pissing out on this red hot engine,,,,

and here ' the crew standing there,, you are soooo damn lucky.... you could have been a "Flaming Backpack"

and so the story ends,,, goodnight kids

[Drew]

So, the "Flaming Backpac story"
...blah blah blah...
and here ' the crew standing there,, you are soooo damn lucky.... you could have been a "Flaming Backpack"

and so the story ends,,, goodnight kids

Shit, I was hoping for a story where something was actually on fire! Dont get me wrong, it's a very good thing young Nicki didn't get cooked, but christ Ed, you're a shit story teller! When a real story is slightly lacking in excitment, EMBELLISH a bit.

[MikeyG]

When a real story is slightly lacking in excitment, EMBELLISH a bit.

Or for a really interesting story just straight out lie.



"Why don't you just tell me the truth"

"Ach lass but the truth is no as interesting as my explanation, it's got pirates and dragons and all".

From The Wintersmith by Terry Pratchett