Nicksta's AMCC round 3

[GIXser]

Shit, I was hoping for a story where something was actually on fire! Dont get me wrong, it's a very good thing young Nicki didn't get cooked, but christ Ed, you're a shit story teller! When a real story is slightly lacking in excitment, EMBELLISH a bit.

allright here the other version.........


once upon a time ... a long long time ago.....

there was this buxom blonde, long legs ,a slender size 8 , eyes that would melt ya soul, , was riding her vfr on the track, ( i forget her actual name)
when suddenly her clothes fell off...,!!! she kept riding cos she thought she would go to the pits grab her backpack so she could return to the spot where her clothes "fell off "
then out of knowwhere, a fire breathing dragon flew past" and set everything on fire,!
at this stage i got really scared "jumped in my space ship" that i had made 5 minutes previously, and flew off to my planet..

,, this story by the way is true and happened 5 minutes ago.

The end

written by Charles manson..

[Nicksta]

RFOL......
you guys crack me up!

[roadracingoldfart]

allright here the other version.........


once upon a time ... a long long time ago.....

there was this buxom blonde, long legs ,a slender size 8 , eyes that would melt ya soul, , was riding her vfr on the track, ( i forget her actual name)
when suddenly her clothes fell off...,!!! she kept riding cos she thought she would go to the pits grab her backpack so she could return to the spot where her clothes "fell off "
then out of knowwhere, a fire breathing dragon flew past" and set everything on fire,!
at this stage i got really scared "jumped in my space ship" that i had made 5 minutes previously, and flew off to my planet..

,, this story by the way is true and happened 5 minutes ago.

The end

written by Charles manson..

And i thought the handsome prince comes and slays the dragon to rescue the buxom blonde, THEN get into the space ship that was prepared earlier.
Once again the bloody chance for a great epic has been lost.
Just think ...... while your running away in your damm rocket, there is nobody about to stop the buxom blonde getting her clothes back on aye !!!! Duhhh.