Don't steal my drink!

**Beemer** · 1st September 2006, 14:14

A little guy is sitting at the bar just staring at his drink for half an hour when this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, grabs his drink and gulps it down in one swig. The poor little guy starts crying.

"Come on man, I was just giving you a hard time." says the truck driver. "I'll buy you another drink. I just can't stand to see a man crying."

"This is the worst day of my life." says the little guy between sobs. "I can't do anything right. I overslept and was late to an important meeting, so my boss fired me. When I went to the parking lot, I found my car was stolen and I have no insurance.

I grabbed a cab home but, after the cab left, I discovered my wallet was still in the cab. At home I found my wife in bed with the neighbor. So I came to this bar trying to work up the courage to put an end to my life. And then you show up and drink the poison."

**Maha** · 1st September 2006, 14:22

......oh fuck..fingers down the throat, fingers down the throat.....

**ynot slow** · 4th May 2007, 18:31

a bloke in a bar sits staring at his drink.in walks the ugliest mother fucker trucky,sits down by the guy and sculls his drink.guy starts crying so trucky says don't cry i'll get you a drink,i hate to see a man cry.he then asks the guy why he was sad.i was late to work due to train problems and the boss sacked me,then i went to go home by cab and left my wallet in it and couldn't stop the cab,went inside to find my wife shagging the gardener and the cleaner,so i jumped into my car, came here filled my glass with poison and bourbon and you drank it.i can't fucken win today.