Male
Female
Both - Depends how I feel at the time
Depends on how the damn thing is behaving
None - It's a friggin bike!
Rest In Peace
Just tinkering with my bike tonight, and the spanner slipped and I scrapped my knuckles and yelled out "You bloody bi@#h
So that got me thinking about why do we often refer to our bikes/cars as a male or female?
I often say to myself things such as
"Cmon old girl", "Good girl"
So take a vote and tell us what sex your bike is?
Dusty Butt 1000km - We knocked the bugger off what next?
YOU WILL RESPECT MY AUTHORITAH
I would have to consider my bike male. I like to think of it is a black japanese kung-fu master as that is what it looks like all stealthy and shiny in black. It sure looks like it could beat my arse hands down. But dont tell it that.
Nail your colours to the mast that all may look upon them and know who you are.
It takes a big man to cry...and an even bigger man to laugh at that man.
Hibernating
definately female .. even has a name ..... Betsy
Have toKarma ... Justice catches up eventually !!
Forum whore
I tend not to have sex with my bike... And from memory Poos isn't allowed to have sex with bikes now either.... court ordered... an Auckland trip....
They shall not grow old as we that are left grow old.
Age shall not weary them nor the years condemn.
At the going down of the sun and in the evening,
we will remember them
Freakin' hippy
Mine is neither. It feels weird when I call it Girl or You Damn Bitch, and it's not a He either. It's definitley just a machine.
Determined to kill my bike before it kills me
Night rider
My bike has a female name - Suzi. And I ONLY ride females.
Time to ride
Melicious
My first bike the GN was female... Elvira, not sure why, probably cause it was named for me.
My new bike is Used, Abused, Loud and Harder to Ride so its ......
just a bike - 'Smokey'.
The 2nd-most bad arse KBer.
I ride a big butch lesbian bitch.
You may be able to tell that I hate my bike.
Then I could get a Kb Tshirt, move to Timaru and become a full time crossdressing faggot
LOL WUT!
Mine is clearly female, bikes aren't boys
This my neighbor, Nursultan Tuleiakbay. He is pain in my assholes. I get a window from a glass, he must get a window from a glass. I get a step, he must get a step. I get a clock-radio, he cannot afford. Great success!
Here for the arcade.
It's loud and whiney but a good ride. Obviously a lady type
Just faidin away!
My bike is a big blue pussy cat and while I don't actually have sexual relations with it, riding it can be akin to an orgasmic experience at times!
John.
The desert creature
Some british traditions are worth preserving. A vehicle is always a "she".
"People are stupid ... almost anyone will believe almost anything. Because people are stupid, they will believe a lie because they want to believe it's true, or because they are afraid it might be true. People's heads are full of knowledge, facts, and beliefs, and most of it is false, yet they think it all true ... they can only rarely tell the difference between a lie and the truth, and yet they are confident they can, and so all are easier to fool." -- Wizard's First Rule
The original Disco
Female. Shes called ... wait for it.... ...
Suzi.
yeah... I know...
Female. She gets "ridden" by me.
"Speed has never killed anyone. Suddenly becoming stationary - that's what gets you."
Jeremy Clarkson.
Kawasaki 200mph Club
Hardcore Biker
My bike is asexual...I don't screw it, it screws itself!
L-Plate Rider
my bike is rough, bouty and just plain out there, me thinks male
if it aint broke, dont fix it!
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