View Poll Results: What sex is your bike?

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  • Male

    10 10.20%
  • Female

    47 47.96%
  • Both - Depends how I feel at the time

    2 2.04%
  • Depends on how the damn thing is behaving

    7 7.14%
  • None - It's a friggin bike!

    32 32.65%
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Thread: What sex is your bike?

  1. #61
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    21st April 2006 - 13:06
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    DL 1000 K8
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    My bike is a male, does this mean that I'm as gay as Dover ?
    SHIT whats that noise.

  2. #62
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    9th November 2006 - 18:42
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    Ducati V4S Streetfighter
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    Bikes are the same as ships. Female.

    (Because they are expensive to keep.... hang on, I am the expensive one).

  3. #63
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    12th November 2004 - 09:11
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    2008 Kettweisel Style.
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    Bwaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahaha!!!!

    Quote Originally Posted by Templar View Post
    My bike must be the absolute perfect female, because I still haven never seen either of em
    Touche!

    "You must spead some reputation around before giving it to Templar again"

    Quote Originally Posted by avgas View Post
    It takes your money away....therefore female.
    Just like Tax, there was no tax until women got involved.
    I wonder it that came around as a result of homosexuals actually but you might be quite right.

    Quote Originally Posted by MadDuck View Post
    hmmm...does it for me My bike is often reffered to as "you bastard"
    Talk to dover like that and he will love you forever...

    Quote Originally Posted by GSX-RJIM View Post
    My bike is a male, does this mean that I'm as gay as Dover ?
    Not enough information to be confirmed, however if I was you I'd be concerned, very concerned...
    Those who insist on perfect safety, don't have the balls to live in the real world.

  4. #64
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    31st March 2003 - 13:09
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    CBR1000RR
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    Quote Originally Posted by GSX-RJIM View Post
    My bike is a male, does this mean that I'm as gay as Dover ?
    ...queer as a concrete parachute mate...
    $2,000 cash if you find a buyer for my house, kumeuhouseforsale@straightshooters.co.nz for details

  5. #65
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    21st April 2006 - 13:06
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    DL 1000 K8
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    Quote Originally Posted by ManDownUnder View Post
    ...queer as a concrete parachute mate...
    heheheheheheheheheheheheh,, ManDownunder hehehe,,
    SHIT whats that noise.

  6. #66
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    11th July 2005 - 00:17
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    2005 FZS1000 "Tasha"
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    mine's a gal - ALL of mine have been gals ........... sleek, sassy and a little unpredictable

    the bloke's is big, steady, dependable and - well, 'blokelike' i suppose, at least in my eyes -- but it's called 'big blue' so it could be either ..............
    ... ...

    Grass wedges its way between the closest blocks of marble and it brings them down. This power of feeble life which can creep in anywhere is greater than that of the mighty behind their cannons....... - Honore de Balzac

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