Remote control buzzer..?

[The Pastor]

You have to get up to get your own beer???

He hasnt got a maid like cam has.


Tv is for suckas. just tape the remote to your chair. SORTED.


Or buy lots of remotes and put them everywhere that way you'll never have look for one again.

[BuFfY]

Fuck

he told you I am his maid!

Arsehole!

[Maha]

Stop being a lazy cnut, and if you can't then use one of these (make sure its long enough):

Not so stupid, i visited a Students flat in Mt Cook (Wellington) who had exactley that for their channel changer thingy....

[Colapop]

I don't watch much TV. But I do want to watch rugby. And I don't give a flying fuck how many of you haters don't like rugby - I do. The boy thinks he a man and likes to hold the remote (to keep it away from his sister) then if he leaves the room hides it and forgets where he hid it.... dumbarse...

[Stickchick]

I don't watch much TV. But I do want to watch rugby. And I don't give a flying fuck how many of you haters don't like rugby - I do. The boy thinks he a man and likes to hold the remote (to keep it away from his sister) then if he leaves the room hides it and forgets where he hid it.... dumbarse...

Ahh like father like son

[Steam]

... why don't they have a buzzer or a tone thingy like the phone - you know the old cordless that you got, you push the button on the base and it makes noise from wherever it is? Be fucken good if the TV remote, or other ones, had that...

You can get them! Dunno where from in NZ, but I saw them advertised somewhere. Jaycar?
You buy a detector and a pack of 30 tiny RFID tags (the same as dog microchips) and stick / glue the tags on whatever you want to find. Each tag has a different identification / frequency, so you can search for a certain item by keying it into the detector. I seem to remember it has a range of 70 feet? It gives you a direction and a rough range, although the range relies on signal strength which varies of course according to what's in the way.
So cool!

The US government "allegedly" is trialling a system in Washington where they have RFID detectors scattered everywhere through a few city blocks. They can detect the RFID tags on the jacket you bought (cos stores use them as anti-theft devices) and correlate that serial number with the credit card that bought it and of course then they know it's you and can track you everywhere.
There's some thing in London too I think, where someone has worked out how to make a surveillance net from clothing store RFID detectors. It was on tech news websites a few month ago.

BIG BROTHER IS WATCHING!
But you'll never lose your keys again.

[Steam]

But don't lose the detector.

[Colapop]

Yeah but that's not the remote making a noise... that's like trying to track the damn thing... like fucking discovery channel or some shit...

My Father is a smart man he has a pocket in his lazyboy that holds the remote and watch out anyone that removed it!!!! Bet he is glad the Anti Smacking law didn't come in

Just as well we're enlightened these days...

[Biff]

I had something similar many a moon ago, but it worked by detecting high pitch noises, such as whistles. You stuck it on your remote then whistled when you lost it (or squealed like an infracted KBer). I had one on my car keyring as well.

[Steam]

You know...

I had something similar ...

Look what I found on Trademe for $10.95 buynow.
I am going to buy one right now.

[imdying]

So your remote is draining batteries at a rapid rate 24 hours a day.

What you want is every side table, coffee table, arm rest, etc, to be a recharging service Shouldn't be too long now they reckon...

[ManDownUnder]

Shit - I came in here hoping it was about internet controlled vibrators or something...

oh yeah - good idea colypop... no seriously - good idea.

[NotaGoth]

Stop being a lazy cnut, and if you can't then use one of these (make sure its long enough):

haha.....



those things where you whistle are good... Though ours was going off everytime I spoke.. so it eventually got biffed...