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    Yayyy - a lesbo prison porn flick in the making starring Ms Hilton perhaps?

    I've been trying to think of a suitable title...Hilton, Jail, Rug Munching.....ideas?

    Bling for the most apt title?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Manxman View Post
    Here, here. Who cares really...I mean really?

    The fact that she is such a celebrity, is really quite a sad indictment of our 'enlightened' western society. The fact that she has made an industry out of being a completely immoral, irresponsible slapper is staggering.
    Quote Originally Posted by Manxman View Post
    The worst part about it, is that she and people like her, don't actually give a sh*t that every sordid, embarrassing part of their lives becomes news.
    Its only because gimps want to make it news... again who fracking cares...

    Quote Originally Posted by Manxman View Post
    Here's a quote form Stuff:"The judge, Michael Sauer, made the decision after a two-hour hearing during which Hilton insisted she was unaware that her driving privileges had been suspended when she was pulled over for driving without headlights on February 27."

    As every good citizen will know, ignorance of the law is no excuse....a very apt use of words in the context of Paris Hilton....
    I'll say it again... who the f$#k cares... what they want to do in the states is up to them has nothing to do with us... if they want play dumb thats up to them...

    as for the celebrity... my arse... please... you lot need to get a fracking life


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    Quote Originally Posted by NighthawkNZ View Post
    Its only because gimps want to make it news... again who fracking cares...



    I'll say it again... who the f$#k cares... what they want to do in the states is up to them has nothing to do with us... if they want play dumb thats up to them...

    as for the celebrity... my arse... please... you lot need to get a fracking life


    I consider myself well and truly 'put straight', by someone who sounds like he "cares" a little more than he's letting on...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Biff View Post
    Yayyy - a lesbo prison porn flick in the making starring Ms Hilton perhaps?

    I've been trying to think of a suitable title...Hilton, Jail, Rug Munching.....ideas?

    Bling for the most apt title?

    Stilton Hilton (Cheezy Porn)

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    How about "Forget Paris"?

    I will.

    "If life gives you a shit sandwich..." someone please complete this expression

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    When Judge Michael T. Sauer walked into his parish church on Saturday, the day after sentencing Paris, he was greeted by rapturous applause.
    http://www.azcentral.com/ent/celeb//...isplea-CR.html

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    Is amazing how many young girls actually look up to this stupid bitch, so the more she is made to look like the skank she is, the better.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Patrick View Post
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    eek Another Hiltonism

    Contender for quote of the week, and possibly even the year, comes from the lovely Paris, with this effort (particularly the delightfully graceful second sentence):

    "This is an important point in my life and I need to take responsibility for my actions. In the future, I plan on taking more of an active role in the decisions I make... Although I am scared, I am ready to begin my jail sentence."

    I promise I didn't cut-and-paste this from LOTPIHGAD.
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    That video is kind of mean though, I mean.. she is right there!
    I can't believe they cut her sentence in half though! And I think it should be illegal to make money from being in jail... they are saying she is going to make like $28 mil from it, it should be given to charity cause she hardly needs it!
    I'm gonna make it so PC

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    You get arrested, you've done 111kph on the freeway of Nowhere'sville, Parisona, right? You're in deep doo-doo, you're going to the slammer, right?

    Some screw says "you have a choice; solitary or 23 days with Paris Hilton".

    Answer please.

    (And let's not forget two things; nobody ever tells about what goes on in prison cells and Paris Hilton is preeeetty farrrrkin' stooopid.)

    C'mon, they're all pink on the inside.

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    Gone in 3 days...

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    And now, announced on the radio this morning,Paris has got home detention!!! WTF????
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    Quote Originally Posted by Eurodave View Post
    And now, announced on the radio this morning,Paris has got home detention!!! WTF????
    What an utter joke the whole thing has been. 'Medical reasons' .....probably alcohol & raging withdrawal.
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    Amazing how the rules change when you have money and "fame".

    What would happen if a serial murderer was realeased due to "medical reasons" - pffft, she did the crime, she should do the f***ing time... no matter what her last name is.


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