Personals...?

**bikerboy** · 16th July 2003, 17:42

I am outraged.

First I'm called cynical. Then the unbiased witness for my optimistic self turns on me like a rabid dog!

I suggest we height challenged bikers go over to coldkiwis and ........

Sorry, I got carried away there. Poor affman, his beloved bike manhandled by your girlie. Shes not getting anywhere near my bike!

**wkid_one** · 17th July 2003, 08:09

Height challenged is a largely objective term.

KK - answer your bloody MSN!

**bluninja** · 17th July 2003, 10:48

Young(ish), Athletic (support wearing) male with big black crotch rocket seeks female of riding age for mutual pleasure. Must have own bike, not ride too fast or too slow and certainly not be critical of my riding style (or lack of). Open minded, I am quite prepared to ride with other females and males, and will not be jealous if you have other steady riding partners. Confidentiality assured as I don't want my wife to find out how much pleasure I have getting my leg over......my motorbike to go for a ride.

TTFN

**Mitch** · 17th July 2003, 10:50

Height challanged

This is the time when the boys usually get their chips out and pop them on their shoulders

)

My height challange is finding a man that I can look in the eyes

Or something like that

**bluninja** · 17th July 2003, 11:04

Mitch try standing up

kneeling is hard on the knees (ducks for cover rapidly and dons protective gear). I have no height issues as I have a balanced outlook....a chip on each shoulder

**Coldkiwi** · 17th July 2003, 12:42

cripes... if I wound people in my office up this easily I'd be in all SORTS of trouble!

Si- I really love british humour! How come the wife won't go on the back with you?

But seriously... are there sportsbikes out there that don't cause shorter (but no less qualified by the NZQA to post advice and rants!) people problems?

**Coldkiwi** · 17th July 2003, 12:46

Originally posted by bikerboy
Poor affman, his beloved bike manhandled by your girlie. Shes not getting anywhere near my bike!

hehe.. well, he DID say she could use it.. only it wasn't man handled... it was just kinda getting slowly pushed along when it fell over!

and I'm afraid he's having a bit of a love/hate relationship with it. Its a bit like KK's bikes in that there's always problems with it but he is trying to fix it up. I wonder if KK is looking for money-hole #5?

i'm sorry to hear you say she can't use the duke to learn on... I was *just* about to pick up the phone and ask you the very same thing

**bluninja** · 17th July 2003, 13:22

CK, the 2001 RSVR has no rear subframe for pillion. It was one of the points in it's favour when I bought it. I don't really like riding with pillion, and my wife hasn't been on the back since the kids arrived so I'm happy with that. After all since my riding is so crap, I could hardly expose my wife to it now could I ?

TTFN

**Mitch** · 17th July 2003, 22:21

Originally posted by bluninja
Mitch try standing up kneeling is hard on the knees (ducks for cover rapidly and dons protective gear). I have no height issues as I have a balanced outlook....a chip on each shoulder

HA you wouldn't have the balls to say that to my tits now would ya shorty

As for being on my knees YA RIGHT, the only thing I get on my knees for now days is to pray to god, ala and any other prick that will listen to PLEASE let me get around the hairpin at Taupo 6 times in a row

Si you'd best be doing the same mate

your 'balanced out look' wasn't to be seen for the mud when you lost your balance at Manfield lol

**bluninja** · 18th July 2003, 12:25

Mitch, I've been practicing for years to talk to women's faces not their tits, but for you I'd make an exception

though I'd probably need to be wearing some protection when I do it.

Well I was balanced enough to get the mud evenly spread across the front back and sides of my leathers, but I must stop this silliness in practice....still it wasn't the hairpin!

TTFN

**Mitch** · 18th July 2003, 13:55

It was about 2.5 meters from the hairpin though

**Kwaka-Kid** · 19th July 2003, 00:38

oh this is good

**bluninja** · 19th July 2003, 10:32

Hmmmm...yes I guess it was close.....maybe the anticipation of the hairpin was too much and I had a premature ejection

TTFN

**Kwaka-Kid** · 19th July 2003, 13:17

haha Si you crack me up dude

well i gotta go do some dishs etc, and see if i can make this ZXR run on all 4 cylanders below 5,000rpm, as opposed to only cyl #2/3 under that