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    Noisy f*cking helicopter

    There's a noisy fucking helicopter been circling over my house in Mt Albert for about 3/4 of an hour now.

    If its the police one, who the fuck is paying for this?? And what are they doing? There can't be anyone swimming naked in their back garden at this time of year.
    It's only when you take the piss out of a partially shaved wookie with an overactive 'me' gene and stapled on piss flaps that it becomes a problem.

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    I'd be worried if I were you.... it means the Police have finally managed to get all their budget diverted to traffic and all vehicles, are now in your area issuing tickets as fast as humanly possible
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    Quote Originally Posted by ManDownUnder View Post
    I'd be worried if I were you.... it means the Police have finally managed to get all their budget diverted to traffic and all vehicles, are now in your area issuing tickets as fast as humanly possible
    Shit. No skateboarding with the boy today then..
    It's only when you take the piss out of a partially shaved wookie with an overactive 'me' gene and stapled on piss flaps that it becomes a problem.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dave Lobster View Post
    Shit. No skateboarding with the boy today then..
    You'll be fine - just keep in below 53...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dave Lobster View Post
    There's a noisy fucking helicopter been circling over my house in Mt Albert for about 3/4 of an hour now.
    Their steering wheel is stuck.
    Just be concerned when it goes suddenly quiet......


    It is always over Mt Albert shops. Must be the local Al Qaeda having a get together.
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    It must be looking for that plane doing loops and circles over McLeod Park in Tat South...





    Ok it will be hard to spot it cos its one of those remote control planes...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dave Lobster View Post
    If its the police one, who the fuck is paying for this??
    Actually, you.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dave Lobster @ 12:15pm View Post
    There's a noisy fucking helicopter been circling over my house in Mt Albert for about 3/4 of an hour now.

    If its the police one, who the fuck is paying for this?? And what are they doing? There can't be anyone swimming naked in their back garden at this time of year.
    What are you doing at home in the middle of the day anyway? Get out and earn some fucking money and pay your taxes so that the Police have adequate funding to catch bad bastards and put them away

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    Quote Originally Posted by Swoop View Post
    Their steering wheel is stuck...
    nah its joy riders doinf dohnuts in the sky...

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    Quote Originally Posted by NighthawkNZ View Post
    nah its joy riders doinf dohnuts in the sky...
    Eating them at the same time as doing them...?
    Now who would do such a thing....




























































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    Quote Originally Posted by Swoop View Post
    Their steering wheel is stuck.
    Just be concerned when it goes suddenly quiet......


    It is always over Mt Albert shops. Must be the local Al Qaeda having a get together.

    Nah its Disco Dan learning to fly...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kittyhawk View Post
    Nah its Disco Dan learning to fly...
    I believe that navigational skills are paramount for pilots...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kittyhawk View Post
    Nah its Disco Dan learning to fly...
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