Who is your Kiwi Biker character?

[gijoe1313]

I'm the same online and offline, same in RL! Gung Ho and a bit touched in the head I be! Arrrr!

The scary thing is that people like me can wander freely around society and not be hauled off by men in white coats to a nearby padded van!

And why izzit that the big laddie squad (Big Dog, Colapop, DMNTD, etc.) are all mad dogs running around in the noonday sun?

Must be a berzerkerganger-viking-babarian-horde kinda thing?

Ooh, pretty shiny bike bling, my precccioussssss, my preccciouuuuusssss!

[Hillbilly]

The name? I play bluegrass with my flatmate. He plays the 5-string banjo, I play the Gretsch Rancher. (still haven't quite nailed "Dueling Banjos" yet) The Avavtar is related my my username on other gaming forums and in the gaming organization I founded.

What you read here is the real me. No "characters". I can't be bothered spending all this time having people think I'm "But what's he like in real life"?

[hurricane_r]

im the dumbass who always says stuff i regret and make a fool of myself temporarly then somehow redeem myself ...

other than that noone

[skidMark]

hi um my names mark and i'm i'm i'm, a right smartarse on here

when in reality i'm a 6 foot tall, 19 year old scrawny white boy with acne, weighing in at a whopping 62kg's, with skin so pasty if i took my shirt off you could tan from me.

but i'm um big tough n scary...rarrr, were u scared?

[skidMark]

Dude, I saw your effort on Saturday night, lol, thank God the internet came along eh.

ahahahahahah gareth just got pwn3d

[skidMark]

I have to agree with this character idea, sort of met Dover at trackdays, must say he looks like what I expected but he was sitting there quitely by himself beside his bike looking like a nice quaint person.

Oh boy am I gonna get my assed kicked for that

yeah ended up having fish and chips with him and spankme in kaiaua once, he was actually like semi nice and stuff ddnt really talk to me...but ddnt kill me either..,.get home add him on msn...

me: hey mate

dover: what the fuck do you want

me: thought i'd say hi

dover: fuck off

me: ok then cya.

silly question what do you lot think of me in person am i anything like on here some people say i am some say i aint,

apparently i talk too much ? lol

[What?]

I invented me, and now me is I.
Or summit.
Check my sig.

[NordieBoy]

Im known all round the real world as --Nothing hidden

Well Mr Hidden, it'd be hard to hide on that bike

[MotoGirl]

Check my sig.

Nice! Rock up to Drivers on a Thursday and make some new, not boring friends!

[merv]

OMG, that's very kind! I thought most people just kind of tolerated my bullshit. My dear hubby on the other hand, does actually have half a brain! LOL

I've certainly found in the few times I've seen you that you talk more than he does, but I wouldn't class it as bullshit on here or in person - you always remain nice and friendly and so does he. That's what life should be about - having fun.

[KATWYN]

Well i'm here warts and all. I try to be myself on and off line.

Although i'm careful not to swear online etc - as I don't particulary want that part of my "character" forever immortilized in cyber space.

[vifferman]

It’s becoming increasingly obvious to me that some KB members hide behind a fictional character when they post on KB.

Meh.
I don't have a fictional character, not since SpankMe/Joni killed GoatFood. And farQ2.
And Beelzebub.
And the other personae I can't recall.

If anything, I'm toned down for on here, and delete/censor some of my posts.
OTOH, I wouldn't be quite the same in person, as I have no personality so people tend to ignore me, and look around the room when I speak as if wondering where the disembodied voice was coming from.

[ManDownUnder]

Help Colapop swallowed me...

Like this??? That's a talent!

As for my KB charater - yaaa - what you see is what you get. I'm a bit more mouthy in here than in real life because there's no-one to talk over the top of in here... I can type all manner of shit.

I'm the rude, crude, nice guy, wannabe philanthropic philosopher fascinated with the human condition and desperately in search of a laugh 24x7.

Oh and I like a beer too (something else I can't do online)

[terbang]

Me?
What you read is what I am, straight-up.

BTW I'm not as nice as my KB name.

He's really much nicer in person, makes a delicious rabbit dish..

[skelstar]

Same online as offline I'm afraid. When I'm grumpy offline, I'm grumpy online (not the other way around). I try and remind myself that KB is not real life.

Met a few (most?) of the more extreme characters from KB and in most cases they are quite different, or more rounded in real life (no fat jokes!).

Its intriguing to see what personas people assume when they are on KB. It seems that there are some very distinct flavours eh?

Oh yeah....I think the Kendogs rock!