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  1. 13th May 2007, 14:49 #16
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hitcher View Post
    I took my girlfriend to the movies many years ago.

    At one point she whispered in my ear "Hitcher, the guy sitting next to me is jerking off."

    "Just ignore him," I replied.

    "I can't."

    "Why not?"

    "Because he's using my hand."

    I heard one simular where the guy couldn't cum. Turns out he was wanking the wrong cock.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Curious_AJ View Post
    very punny....

    but i think i may rub it in some more...

    mwahaha! 49 orgasms ftw!

    I fail to see the fanny side of this thread!
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    Quote Originally Posted by McJim View Post
    Even easier if you have a small team of experts doing it for you.
    That's cheating, it wouldn't be masterbation

    Sorry to kill your mental image
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    LOLZ! thats actually quite true, it wouldnt be masterbating...
    "Take life one day at a time. Make mistakes. Learn from them. Come out a better person. Never regret the things that have gotten you where you are today."
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  5. 13th May 2007, 17:18 #20
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    Are toys allowed? What happens if the batteries run flat?
    My bass is such a slapper.......I cant stop fingering those strings
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    well, if toys are allowed... you bring spare batteries... and if they too run flat... i guess you're onto manual ....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hitcher View Post
    I took my girlfriend to the movies many years ago.

    At one point she whispered in my ear "Hitcher, the guy sitting next to me is jerking off."

    "Just ignore him," I replied.

    "I can't."

    "Why not?"

    "Because he's using my hand."
    One girlfriend I took to the pictures said "ooh, your ring hurts", to which I replied "that's not my ring, it's my watch"
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    Whose up for a group play then lol!
    My bass is such a slapper.......I cant stop fingering those strings
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  9. 14th May 2007, 02:26 #24
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    Quote Originally Posted by renegade master View Post
    Oh im getting good at this, repost


    http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/sh...ght=masturbate
    You're a fucking repost, Mr Renegade Masterbaiter...

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  10. 14th May 2007, 02:26 #25
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kittyhawk View Post
    Whose up for a group play then lol!
    mmm anyone going, do you know if i can bring mates?

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