From Russia with Love

[dasser]

A Russian woman married am Australian gentleman and they lived happily ever after in Sydney.
However, the poor lady was not very proficient in English, but did manage to communicate with her husband.
The real problem arose whenever she had to shop for groceries. One day, she went to the butcher and wanted to buy chicken legs. She didn't know how to put forward her request, and in desperation, clucked like a chicken and lifted up her skirt to show her thighs.
Her butcher got the message, and gave her the chicken legs.

Next day she needed to get chicken breasts, again she didn't know how to say it, and so she clucked like a chicken and unbuttoned her blouse to show the butcher her breasts! The butcher understood again, and gave her some chicken breasts.

On the 3rd day, the poor lady needed to buy sausages.
Unable to find a way to communicate this, she brought her husband to the store...




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What were you thinking? Hellooooooo, her husband speaks English! Now get back to work.

I don't know about you guys n girls sometimes!

[mitchilin]

That reminds me of a similar joke where a guy goes out deerstalking.Bags a deer and knowing his kids are sensitive towards what they eat prepares the venison himself.The kids have dinner and question what they are eating.Dad is getting tired of fielding questions and finally answers them by saying "Look, it's what mum calls me sometimes".The eldest puts down down her fork and says to her brother"Put it down,we are not eating fucking arsehole"