Some mother's do have them (11/5/2007)

[crashe]

A stranger was seated next to a little girl on the airplane when the
stranger turned to her and said, "Let's talk. I've heard that flights go
quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger."

The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said
to the stranger, "What would you like to talk about?"

"Oh, I don't know", said the stranger. "How about nuclear power?"

"OK". She said. "That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a
question first.

"A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat grass, the same stuff. Yet a deer
excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse
produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?"

The stranger thinks about it and says, "Hmmm, I have no idea."

The little girl replies, "Do you really feel qualified to discuss nuclear
power when you don't know shit?"

[Toaster]

good one crashe.

[Curious_AJ]

lolerz....i know shit...

[Colapop]

Q: What do you call a lesbian with long fingernails?
A: Single!

Oh hell no... Popular...

[skidMark]

A stranger was seated next to a little girl on the airplane when the
stranger turned to her and said, "Let's talk. I've heard that flights go
quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger."

The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said
to the stranger, "What would you like to talk about?"

"Oh, I don't know", said the stranger. "How about nuclear power?"

"OK". She said. "That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a
question first.

"A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat grass, the same stuff. Yet a deer
excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse
produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?"

The stranger thinks about it and says, "Hmmm, I have no idea."

The little girl replies, "Do you really feel qualified to discuss nuclear
power when you don't know shit?"

reminds me of a quote from you in my signature.