Train Rage

[doc]

Just dropped my bike off for some work . Have to take into city and get the train back before I go and pick it up usually "Couple a Days" sort of.
Drop it off, head down to Britomart raining of course, get there and ticket sales desk counter unattended... but open...Grrrrr sick of waiting... see sign, tickets can be purchased on train. E sign says Papakura 16.10 Platform 3. Get there wait and wait and wait... Time passes 16.10 , see this dude in red santa colour uniform. Oh I will just ask him. In his pompous accent "The train will depart Platform 2 at 16.40. Looked at me like I was an idiot, said to him thats what the e sign said at 16.10 at platform 3 he cuts me short and repeats in his pompous accent "The train will depart Platform 2 at 16.40. Sitting on platform like a dork... by myself... no one around... most ppl on platform 5. No trains around. 17.00 a train pulls up on platform 5... Starting to feel like a meerkat here , looking at E sign, train and crowd. When santa screams out in pompous accent Platform 5!!! looking at me like I was the villiage idoit... Just made it onto the train, he was just out of reach of my swing with my helmet as I sprinted passed.
FFS no shit I endup sitting next to a maori transvestite that I'm sure was Finn with a wig on.

Gward... got to go back and pick up the bike yet.

[p.dath]

Maybe you should try the bus next time ...

[Solly]

Just dropped my bike off for some work . Have to take into city and get the train back before I go and pick it up usually "Couple a Days" sort of.
Drop it off, head down to Britomart raining of course, get there and ticket sales desk counter unattended... but open...Grrrrr sick of waiting... see sign, tickets can be purchased on train. E sign says Papakura 16.10 Platform 3. Get there wait and wait and wait... Time passes 16.10 , see this dude in red santa colour uniform. Oh I will just ask him. In his pompous accent "The train will depart Platform 2 at 16.40. Looked at me like I was an idiot, said to him thats what the e sign said at 16.10 at platform 3 he cuts me short and repeats in his pompous accent "The train will depart Platform 2 at 16.40. Sitting on platform like a dork... by myself... no one around... most ppl on platform 5. No trains around. 17.00 a train pulls up on platform 5... Starting to feel like a meerkat here , looking at E sign, train and crowd. When santa screams out in pompous accent Platform 5!!! looking at me like I was the villiage idoit... Just made it onto the train, he was just out of reach of my swing with my helmet as I sprinted passed.
FFS no shit I endup sitting next to a maori transvestite that I'm sure was Finn with a wig on.

Gward... got to go back and pick up the bike yet.

Farking typical........couldn't organise a piss-up in a brewrey.
If you happen to see "santa-man" again, just remind him of the disorganised pretentious pricks he works for and then tell him it's rubbing off on him.