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  1. 11th May 2007, 11:32 #1
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    Three stages of a mans life

    Had this sent to me, I searched so yeah...
    The three stages of a mans life:
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  2. 11th May 2007, 11:38 #2
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mrs Kendog View Post
    Had this sent to me, I searched so yeah...
    The three stages of a mans life:
    thank fuck I'm not a leopard!!!
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    Given the short comings of my riding style, it doesn't matter what I'm riding till I've got my shit in one sock.
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    Not an example of my life thankfully (well maybe No1) but very apt for a lot of guys I know.

    Life can be cruel for some poor cats!

    Good post and funny too, thanks. Cheers, John.
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    Quote Originally Posted by cowpoos View Post
    thank fuck I'm not a leopard!!!
    Or even a lion!
    Yes, I am pedantic about spelling and grammar so get used to it!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Beemer View Post
    Or even a lion!
    yeah.....or an elephant!!!
    Quote Originally Posted by Drew View Post
    Given the short comings of my riding style, it doesn't matter what I'm riding till I've got my shit in one sock.
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    Wow,Im a Leo & been married three times,I feel sorry for MYSELF!!
    Might go & have another beer now!!
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    lol that would suck...
    I'm not a complete idiot... some pieces are missing

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    Hey cool - I'm in stage two... seems pretty accurate so far
    $2,000 cash if you find a buyer for my house, kumeuhouseforsale@straightshooters.co.nz for details
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    Quote Originally Posted by ManDownUnder View Post
    Hey cool - I'm in stage two... seems pretty accurate so far
    you'll be in stage 3 pretty quick if you wifie looks at KB!!!




    good luck man!!
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    Given the short comings of my riding style, it doesn't matter what I'm riding till I've got my shit in one sock.
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    Quote Originally Posted by placidfemme View Post
    lol that would suck...
    Not with those teeth!
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    So why does it just apply to men??
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    Quote Originally Posted by cowpoos View Post
    you'll be in stage 3 pretty quick if you wifie looks at KB!!!




    good luck man!!
    1/2 way there now - balls were disconnected a while back... what else is left?
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    lol at divorced.... I would never hire anyone that has been divorced, shows some pretty bad judgement.
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    Quote Originally Posted by cowpoos View Post
    yeah.....or an elephant!!!
    If you were an elephant me thinks you wouldn't get pinned like that
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    Quote Originally Posted by placidfemme View Post
    lol that would suck...
    Perhaps if he had learned that in stage one he may have avoided stages two and three!
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