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    What do you do all day?

    Ladies, ever had your man ask that question...


    A man came home from work and found his three children outside,
    still in their pyjamas, playing in the mud, with empty food boxes. The door of his wife's car was open, as was the front door to the house and there was no sign of the dog. Proceeding into the entry, he found an even bigger mess. A lamp had been knocked over, and the throw rug was wadded against one wall.
    In the front room the TV was loudly blaring a cartoon channel, and the family room was strewn with toys and various items of clothing.

    In the kitchen, dishes filled the sink, breakfast food was
    spilled on the counter, the fridge door was open wide, dog food was spilled on the floor, a broken glass lay under the table, and a small pile of sand was spread by the back door.

    He quickly headed up the stairs, stepping over toys and more piles of clothes, looking for his wife. He was worried she might be ill, or that something serious had happened.

    He was met with a small trickle of water as it made its way out the bathroom door. As he peered inside he found wet towels, scummy soap and more toys strewn over the floor. Miles of toilet paper lay in a heap and toothpaste had been smeared over the mirror and walls.

    As he rushed to the bedroom, he found his wife still curled up in the bed in her pyjamas, reading a novel. She looked up at him, smiled, asked how his day went.
    He looked at her bewildered and asked, "What happened here today?"

    She again smiled and answered, "You know every day when you come home from work and you ask me what in the world I do all day?"

    "Yes," was his incredulous reply.

    She answered, "Well, today I didn't do it."

    "If you can't laugh at yourself, you're just not paying attention!"
    "There is no limit to dumb."

    "Resolve to live with all your might while you do live, and as you shall wish you had done ten thousand years hence."

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    Not bad

    Its shame shes ganna have to work twice as hard tomorow to clean all that crap up though

    For the record Qkkid was in my bed, not the other way round

    Quote Originally Posted by Yow Ling View Post
    Pumba is a wise man.

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    damn woman needs to be taught a lesson!
    Then I could get a Kb Tshirt, move to Timaru and become a full time crossdressing faggot

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    BwaAaahhahahahahaaa.. ferkin good one Mtk!!! That is sooooooooo accurate!!!!!
    GET ON
    SIT DOWN
    SHUT UP
    HANG ON

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    Classic. Nice tribute to the domestic home managers out there.

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