Carver competition. Pick-up line?

**Skyryder** · 12th May 2007, 19:27

With an image like this the man needs a decent pick up line.

Skyryder

**skidMark** · 12th May 2007, 20:01

what like....

hey gorgeous, if your not doing anything, my other leg is available for humping.

**Mr. Peanut** · 12th May 2007, 20:15

Rangi had never stolen a white boy before.

**kiwifruit** · 12th May 2007, 20:28

I've got the brains, you've got the looks
Let's make lots of money
You've got the brawn, I've got the brains
Let's make lots of -

**Waylander** · 12th May 2007, 20:48

Just as well he's neither one of those two.

**Big Dan** · 12th May 2007, 23:23

my fav pick up line would be "How you doing" yes i know its Joey off friends

**skidMark** · 12th May 2007, 23:34

guy: was your father a thief

girl: no!

guy: because he stole the stars and put them in your eyes.

LOL

**Big Dan** · 12th May 2007, 23:39

Guy

id it hurt?

Gal: What?

Guy: When you fell from heaven

oldie but goodie

**Meekey_Mouse** · 12th May 2007, 23:46

Honestly, guys should just give up on pick up lines!!!

**MyGSXF:Me** · 13th May 2007, 00:04

Originally Posted by Big Dan

Guy

id it hurt?

Gal: What?

Guy: When you fell from heaven

wait one while I go PUKE!!!!!!!!!

**Big Dan** · 13th May 2007, 00:44

Originally Posted by MyGSXF

wait one while I go PUKE!!!!!!!!!

its not like i ever used this

**MyGSXF:Me** · 13th May 2007, 00:47

Originally Posted by Big Dan

its not like i ever used this

just as well.. or you may WEAR it!!!

**Big Dan** · 13th May 2007, 00:52

Originally Posted by MyGSXF

just as well.. or you may WEAR it!!!

would never subject females with such dribble

**MyGSXF:Me** · 13th May 2007, 00:55

Originally Posted by Skyryder

the man needs a decent pick up line.

Come to mama?????

**MyGSXF:Me** · 13th May 2007, 00:57

Originally Posted by Big Dan

would never subject females with such dribble

bout all some guys are good at ain't it...

dribblin shit...

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