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  1. 15th May 2007, 23:46 #31
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    Quote Originally Posted by Skyryder View Post
    With an image like this the man needs a decent pick up line.

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    i just cant get any girls man!
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    Ok im coming out of my closet just this one time , I too kinda have a curvy figure which makes it worse beacuse im a guy. Well the waist kinda goes in and the bum pushes out. When I was in college the girls in my year would slap me on the arse and squeeze because apparently it is firm, tight... I wear jeans
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mole_C View Post
    If you were milk... you'd be Primo!
    How about...
    If you were a McDonalds burger you would be a McLay

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    Quote Originally Posted by BuFfY View Post
    How about...
    If you were a McDonalds burger you would be a McLay

    (my last name is McLeay)
    McJim and fries with that?
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    Quote Originally Posted by skidMark View Post
    somebody use that on ya?
    Never.. They just get upset when they ask for my number and I write haha dickhead down on a piece of paper for them though..
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    i hope this won't cost much, mum's cut my allowance. i dont need pickup lines. do they even work anyway?
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    I once picked up a chick with the line

    "I'm the best fuck you'll never have." Sometimes a little reverse phsycology works.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Skyryder View Post
    I once picked up a chick with the line

    "I'm the best fuck you'll never have." Sometimes a little reverse phsycology works.

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    I gather you've seen that movie Interstate 60? If you haven't, you should look out for it... it's got that line... it's a classic build-up to it though
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    Quote Originally Posted by ZeroIndex View Post
    I gather you've seen that movie Interstate 60? If you haven't, you should look out for it... it's got that line... it's a classic build-up to it though
    No I have't. But there was some 'sparring' between us before I came out with that one.

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