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    Hello to all from the States... (FkNAmerica)

    Hey all,

    First off I think I should explain what an American living on the east coast (no, I dont mean California.....its the EAST coast!!) is doing on a kiwi bike forum!!! Here goes:

    About a year ago I spent 6 months in NZ and fell in love with the place. From the amazing people to the spectacular scenary I was just blown away. NZ had all the beauty I've seen in my travels accross the USA but in a nice compact and accesible package.....well not quite the grand canyon....but most everything else! I spent alot of time touring around the north island before eventually ending up in Christchurch (best city in NZ, hands down.......hella lot better then Auckland anyway) where I spent much of my time. I did a semester at University of Canterbury (why I came to NZ in the first place......yeah right) and basically took weekend road trips with all the crazy kiwi's, Aussie's, Fijians, Brits, Germans, Americans etc I met and befriended on campus. I made some great friends and thoroughly enjoyed myself, not to mention I developed an love of Rugby (Crusaders dominate all...), fish n' chips wrapped in newspaper, Indian take-out (errr take-away), L&P, and kiwi/aussie women (its the accent......just does it for me).

    But, on all those road trips all over the south and north islands one thought kept nagging me.......one little question stuck in my mind.......wouldnt this road trip just be a bit better if I were on a motorcycle?

    And now I get, more specifically, to why I've come to this forum in the first place. I'm headed back to New Zealand (Christchurch again).....this time for a more extended stay. Im planning on getting a bike......and this time I'm gonna see your great country (maybe soon to be my country as well...who knows) the right way: on two wheels. I hope to have the same experience as I had last time....which means meeting great people and establishing lasting friendships......and going all over new zealand having one crazy adventure after another until severe injury, total exhaustian, imprisonment, or death stops me.

    Oh, almost forgot........right now I ride a Ninja 250. It aint much but its my first bike and its what my Motorcycle Safety Foundation (MSF) course instructors recommended I get. Its not pretty or fast but it was cheap, light weight, and great to learn on......and to be honest it just has a special place in my heart. Even when I pull up next to cruisers that have over a liter displacement on me I pat her on the side just to let her know its ok, I'm bigger then them where it counts anyway hehe.

    So I have a few questions:

    1. When I went to NZ, my American drivers license was good for the entire period I was there. Is this the same as with my motorcycle license or will I need to retake the test?? If so, can you post a link or let me know what the requirements are??

    2. I noticed while in NZ that some car prices, not to even mention petrol, were outrageous! You guys sure do pay a premium for some of the trick kit we pay pennies for in the states, and yeah Ive taken the exchange rates into account. Is this the same with bikes?? Im looking at an R-6, CBR600RR, or GSXR-600 depending......also consiering an FZ-6 as it would be more comfortable on those long trips then a full on sports bike. So anyway, what do those bikes run new over there?

    3. Im looking for a group of people, in Christchurch preferably, who like to do some weekend riding and dont mide riding with a F'in American. So anyway, if your interested in riding with me I would like to know who you are so I can get in touch when I get to Christchurch in about 4 months. PM me or something. I would also like to know the best place to get a bike in the city and that sort of thing.

    Well, I guess thats it for now. Sorry for the long intro. Just thought I'd introduce myself straight away and get things rolling. Cant waite to get back to NZ......on a motorcycle this time. Counting down the days....

    Heaven is a twisty road........somewhere in New Zealand.

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    Hey welcome to KB

    Theres a bunch of KB'ers in ChCh, so I think you'll have no worries finding riding buddies...

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    Quote Originally Posted by FkNAmerican View Post
    1. When I went to NZ, my American drivers license was good for the entire period I was there. Is this the same as with my motorcycle license or will I need to retake the test?? If so, can you post a link or let me know what the requirements are??

    2. I noticed while in NZ that some car prices were outrageous! You guys sure do pay a premium for some of the trick kit we pay pennies for in the states, and yeah Ive taken the exchange rates into account. Is this the same with bikes?? Im looking at an R-6, CBR600RR, or GSXR-600 depending......also consiering an FZ-6 as it would be more comfortable on those long trips then a full on sports bike. So anyway, what do those bikes run new over there?

    3. Im looking for a group of people, in Christchurch preferably, who like to do some weekend riding and dont mide riding with a F'in American. So anyway, if your interested in riding with me I would like to know who you are so I can get in touch when I get to Christchurch in about 4 months. PM me or something. I would also like to know the best place to get a bike in the city and that sort of thing.

    Well, I guess thats it for now. Sorry for the long intro. Just thought I'd introduce myself straight away and get things rolling. Cant waite to get back to NZ......on a motorcycle this time. Counting down the days....

    Heaven is a twisty road........somewhere in New Zealand.
    ah grasshopper...you have found your true centre...in fact, THE true centre of the universe, CHRISTCHURCH



    unfortunately im currently not in the homeland...i exported myself to the north/little/inferior island some years back but plan on returning (to a triumphant fanfare, I would imagine), to the centre of all things great and rugbyish, in the near future.

    as for prices, (yes, we do get screwed, thanks for the reminder!) check out www.trademe.co.nz and www.bikepoint.co.nz - they will probably give you a good idea of the new and 2nd hand market here - not sure about the foreign license deal but try www.ltsa.govt.nz

    cheers, beers and welcome

    PS: if im down there - will definitely get out for a ride with ya
    F M S

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    well bout farkin time welcome to nz sounds like we have a american who likes us .

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    lol, hard to believe I'm one of the few yanks to fall in love with the place!! I mean, whats not to like???? Ordering a large drink and getting a small one instead never gets old . Ordering a big mac at "Mackers" and being asked "would you like the burger or the sandwich" is a question every American should be faced with at least ounce in their life. Going to the "largest screen in NZ" to watch a movie and realizing its about the size of the HDTV in my living room was great. Paying twelve billion dollars for what was basically some Mexican food was quite a laugh as well....oh but waite a second, it was ACTUALLY fancy "Spanish" food......wonder how long you Kiwi's are gonna fall for that shite hehe. ROFLMAO....... Oh, and I wont ever forget spending 4 months pronouncing it like "Wangeray" before somebody FINALLY politely told me the correct pronunciation of the city.

    ahhhh see now Im starting to get all teary eyed just thinking about it all. Sweet sweet memories. Damn I need to get back to New Zealand!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by FkNAmerican View Post
    lol, hard to believe I'm one of the few yanks to fall in love with the place!! I mean, whats not to like???? Ordering a large drink and getting a small one instead never gets old . Ordering a big mac at "Mackers" and being asked "would you like the burger or the sandwich" is a question every American should be faced with at least ounce in their life. Going to the "largest screen in NZ" to watch a movie and realizing its about the size of the HDTV in my living room was great. Paying twelve billion dollars for what was basically some Mexican food was quite a laugh as well....oh but waite a second, it was ACTUALLY fancy "Spanish" food......wonder how long you Kiwi's are gonna fall for that shite hehe. ROFLMAO.......

    ahhhh see now Im starting to get all teary eyed just thinking about it all. Sweet sweet memories. Damn I need to get back to New Zealand!!!!
    hey mate....welcome to the forum....

    now can you give us some advice?

    We have this candian on our forum [waylander] how is the best way to get rid of him?? [you yanks are good at dealing with them I've heard??]
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    Oh and yeah, Christchurch is most def. the center of the universe. I took some road trips out of Christchurch that I've been thinking of taking on a motorcycle ever since.

    Just a few of the trips I wanna retake on a motorcycle out of Christchurch:

    1. Tour all around the Banks Peninsula......cuz sometimes nuthin beats a short ride out in the countryside.
    2. Christchurch to Nelson (meet up with some old mates), Nelson to Picton (gotta drop one in the talking toilet of course and laze around the town), Picton to Kaikoura (do a little surfing), Kaikoura back to Christchurch.
    3.Christchurch to Dunedin (just so I dont forget how much better Christchurch is....), Dunedin to Queenstown (so I can act like an American and spend alot of money), Queenstown to home.
    4. Gotta take a couple trips to Wellington so I can convince Peter Jackson to do the Hobbit......or at the very least sign a deal with George RR Martin to do the Game of Thrones!!!
    5. Greymouth sucked balls but the views on the way werent half bad........
    6. Auckland.....ha yeah right, I already made the mistake of landing there......whew........felt like I was Kurt Russel in Escape from LA.

    And for the bigger breaks the whole north island (besides Auckland) is fair game.

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    Welcome ,welcome FkNAmerican.
    This lot seem harmless enough, but I plead with you, please, pleeeease- do not let the one eyed Cantabs get to you. There is no known surgery to undo their wicked brainwashing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by FkNAmerican View Post

    And for the bigger breaks the whole north island (besides Auckland) is fair game.
    Hawkes Bay and East Cape are not part of NZ. For touring purposes. You have to stay awhile. Buy a vineyard. Construct a world class motorcycle race track. And let the locals use it for free.
    OK?
    Do you realise how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?

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    LOL, getting rid of Canadians is EASY. All you have to do is vote Republican.

    I dont remmember what the NZ equivalent was.....Destiny Church or something......but those nut jobs oughta be able to do the trick. All you gotta do is decide which is worse, Republicans or Canadians.......its a lose lose situation really. F'in Canadians......they always force us into this kinda shite!! Why cant they just make themselves useful and immigrate to Indonesia or something..........

    (just kidding to all you Canucks on this forum...as you know.....we yanks cant possibly hate you because you have hotter strippers then we do). I mean, besides driving up to Alaska thats pretty much the only reason we travel to Canada anyway.......but a damn fine one at that!

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    Quote Originally Posted by tri boy View Post
    Welcome ,welcome FkNAmerican.
    This lot seem harmless enough, but I plead with you, please, pleeeease- do not let the one eyed Cantabs get to you.
    I heard that!! but s'ok, sounds like he's already under our evil influence

    Quote Originally Posted by MSTRS View Post
    Hawkes Bay and East Cape are not part of NZ. For touring purposes. You have to stay awhile. Buy a vineyard. Construct a world class motorcycle race track. And let the locals use it for free.
    OK?
    correct, good post, carry on....
    (maybe we should make it part of the immigration laws or sumthin...)

    Quote Originally Posted by FkNAmerican View Post
    Destiny Church or something......but those nut jobs oughta be able to do the trick.
    Don't get me started......
    F M S

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    hehe, I remmember being surprised a group like Destiny Church even existed in New Zealand. I suppose if you walk around in the most gorgeous field in the world you're eventually gonna step in some cow shite. Oh well, If it were perfect it would be boring right ?

    Anyway, so I noticed there was a dedicated 250cc forum section. I suppose I should be hanging out there even if it does make me feel like I've just been sent to the "special people" classroom.

    Not to worry though as a proper 600cc bike is in my future. Who knows, I might even go crazy and get myself an Fz-1....assuming they dont cost as much as a house over in NZ that is........

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    Quote Originally Posted by FkNAmerican View Post
    hehe, I remmember being surprised a group like Destiny Church even existed in New Zealand. I suppose if you walk around in the most gorgeous field in the world you're eventually gonna step in some cow shite. Oh well, If it were perfect it would be boring right ?

    Anyway, so I noticed there was a dedicated 250cc forum section. I suppose I should be hanging out there even if it does make me feel like I've just been sent to the "special people" classroom.

    Not to worry though as a proper 600cc bike is in my future. Who knows, I might even go crazy and get myself an Fz-1....assuming they dont cost as much as a house over in NZ that is........
    you dont wanna know what our house prices are like (dont bother looking in main centres....ya dont get much for your moolah there these days!)

    and just to keep you informed of high profile news stories, the crusaders are top of the Super 14 table (again, *yawn*) and a win this week (vs Chiefs) will secure them a home semi-final (again, *yawn*)....aaahhhh, all is right with the world.....
    F M S

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    Actually, what I was thinking of doing is opening up a little coffee shop in the future......few things are certain in this life but addiction to coffee sure as hell is one of 'em.

    Plus, as they say in the states, whatever is happening here is likely to be happening in New Zealand in 3-5 years time. So all you really gotta do is look at the trends in the US and then be ready to capitalize on them in New Zealand.

    So with that in mind, Im sure half of New Zealand is gonna be diabetic and severely overweight in about 10 years. So if I were really smart I would get a medical degree first, move to New Zealand and begin an advertisement campaign to educate Kiwi's as to the greatness of the "supersize" menu in the US, and open up a practice to treat the teaming hordes of fat asses in need of medical care..........but alas Im too lazy for that so I prefer to sell you legal drugs in the form of caffeine refreshment........granted Im a bit late on that trend but with coffee it doesnt really matter. As proven in seattle, there is ALWAYS room for another Starbucks and the way you kiwi's lap up that energy drink shite.....well lets just say its still a gold mine. MWUAHAHAHA

    Who knows, if all goes well I might even get me a Ducati 1098 or some other such bike.

    Can you get MV Agustas in New Zealand?? Hmm.......gotta check that one out.

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