i had a friend who kept doing that during shoving wars... i think i asked for it haha... but MAN does an elbow in the tit hurt!
"Take life one day at a time. Make mistakes. Learn from them. Come out a better person. Never regret the things that have gotten you where you are today."
Bloody hell where to start?!
A couple that spring to mind: when I have to share a room offshore and I can hear the bloke I'm sharing with hoiking up big lung oysters or snorting up snot balls in the shower and I know I've got to go and stand in the same shower after they've finished.
Or guys who repeatedly fart in the accomodation or switchroom airlocks, yeah yeah it was funny the first half dozen times but thirty eye bursting, tongue scraping times later and all you want to do is plot a suitable industrial accident for the perpetrator.
Colapop ringing me up at work lol
-Indy
Hey, kids! Captain Hero here with Getting Laid Tip 213 - The Backrub Buddy!
Find a chick who’s just been dumped and comfort her by massaging her shoulders, and soon, she’ll be massaging your prostate.
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