"Nipple ring, butt plug, obliging gimp dwarf... but i feel like i need something else...."
"Nipple ring, butt plug, obliging gimp dwarf... but i feel like i need something else...."
REESE: YOU GOTTA LEARN TO DRIVE WITH THE FEAR.
RICKY: <<COUGAR ATTACKS RICKY>> OH MY GOD!
REESE: THERE AIN'T NOTHING MORE FRIGHTENING THAN A LIVE COUGAR RICKY! CONTROL YOUR HEART RATE.
Dover auditions for Howard's next home movie night, where's that chicken????
I have got to get me some of that action!
'Argh matey, I be Dover, crosser of English Channels with only my pierced nipples as a compass'
Nail your colours to the mast that all may look upon them and know who you are.
It takes a big man to cry...and an even bigger man to laugh at that man.
"ohhh!! So THATS where you left the gixxer keys last night Poos...
Now what the fuck are we doing on this bloody boat??"
Jay Lawrence #37
"Like my nipples Gayboy, wanna suck em...if ya lucky Gayboy, I'll show you my third nipple"
Look Ma... I'm stoned !
Look ma no hands
Look ma aint life grand
Im a super power, Im a handy man
Didnt I turn out, didnt I turn out to be
Everything you wanted ma
Aint you proud of me
It takes a silver tongue
To have the midas touch
Not your alchemist
Making gold from rust
Been down in roswell
When the martians came
I sailed to mandeville
Across lake pontchartrain
:slap:
"Boomer, your words are shorter than my penis"
"the dover: mid-life crisis 2007"
Now... which ones butthead?![]()
"Speed has never killed anyone. Suddenly becoming stationary - that's what gets you."
Jeremy Clarkson.
Kawasaki 200mph Club
Dover finally realised the boat went faster if he untied the trailer from underneath.
I may not be as good as I once was, but I'm as good once as I always was.
If I said you had a beautiful body Poos would you hold it against me.......
Hey, that's Dover on Winja's boat... that boat is cool...![]()
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