Page 1 of 4 123 ... LastLast
Results 1 to 15 of 60

Thread: Trading Spouses - Crazy Lady - "I'm a God warrior"

  1. #1
    Join Date
    30th September 2004 - 20:08
    Bike
    Tojo and nothing. Damnit.
    Location
    Brighton, UK
    Posts
    2,338

    Trading Spouses - Crazy Lady - "I'm a God warrior"

    Or something!

    This lady is insane.
    [youtube]iCh2FXzD6R4[/youtube]
    Worth a laugh or 20 thousand.

  2. #2
    Join Date
    19th September 2006 - 22:02
    Bike
    02 Ducati ST4s
    Location
    Here there everywhere
    Posts
    5,458
    Quote Originally Posted by limbimtimwim View Post
    This lady is insane.
    yes... insane madd, mental, lost it, loopy, fruity, crazy and excuse me oh sorry please forget the above apparently she is sane...

  3. #3
    Join Date
    7th May 2007 - 15:28
    Bike
    "Grim Reaper"
    Location
    where ever I may roam
    Posts
    1,209
    who ate all the pies?
    I've learnt to hide the pain inside, open the throttle and ride away.

  4. #4
    Join Date
    19th January 2005 - 11:00
    Bike
    none
    Location
    Tredding water
    Posts
    6,100
    DAT'S A HUGE BITCH!!!

    If she's a warrior for god, he can have her. I'll go party with the hot chicks at the Devil's place.

    Sever
    Now and forever
    you're just another lost soul about to be mine again
    see her, you'll never free her
    you must surrender it all
    And give life to me again
    Disturbed - Inside the Fire


  5. #5
    Join Date
    3rd July 2003 - 12:00
    Bike
    Scorpio, XL1200N
    Location
    forests of azure
    Posts
    9,398
    I feel sorry for her. The inside of her head must be a sad and scary place.
    kiwibiker is full of love, an disrespect.
    - mikey

  6. #6
    Join Date
    7th May 2007 - 15:28
    Bike
    "Grim Reaper"
    Location
    where ever I may roam
    Posts
    1,209
    Quote Originally Posted by jrandom View Post
    I feel sorry for her. The inside of her head must be a sad and scary place.
    you can medicate her and keep her sane..... rub that soft sweat i mean sweet

    uggrrrh
    I've learnt to hide the pain inside, open the throttle and ride away.

  7. #7
    Join Date
    3rd May 2005 - 10:28
    Bike
    Goose
    Location
    Wellington
    Posts
    7,719
    I wish God loved me!
    "Some people are like clouds, once they fuck off, it's a great day!"

  8. #8
    Join Date
    29th August 2003 - 10:00
    Bike
    GSXR 750 (No 10)
    Location
    Whitby by the Sea.
    Posts
    1,828
    Make a nice spouse for Dover.
    Superdukes. Serving up shame to sportsbikes since ages ago.

  9. #9
    Join Date
    3rd July 2003 - 12:00
    Bike
    Scorpio, XL1200N
    Location
    forests of azure
    Posts
    9,398
    Quote Originally Posted by fireball View Post
    you can medicate her...
    I'd do the world a favour and medicate her with 230 grains of lead and copper behind the ear at 850 feet per second.
    kiwibiker is full of love, an disrespect.
    - mikey

  10. #10
    Join Date
    9th April 2006 - 14:09
    Bike
    1995 Suzuki Volty (TU250)
    Location
    Auckland
    Posts
    2,120
    Blog Entries
    18
    Those poor children! That poor husband! Poor God if he has people like that on His side!
    There is no such thing as bad weather; only inappropriate clothing!

  11. #11
    Join Date
    3rd May 2005 - 10:28
    Bike
    Goose
    Location
    Wellington
    Posts
    7,719
    Quote Originally Posted by jrandom View Post
    I'd do the world a favour and medicate her with 230 grains of lead and copper behind the ear at 850 feet per second.
    In order to make sure that it actually works you may need to double the dose...
    "Some people are like clouds, once they fuck off, it's a great day!"

  12. #12
    Join Date
    3rd October 2006 - 21:21
    Bike
    Breaking rocks
    Location
    in the hot sun
    Posts
    4,369
    Blog Entries
    1
    Quote Originally Posted by jrandom View Post
    I'd do the world a favour and medicate her with 230 grains of lead and copper behind the ear at 850 feet per second.
    Offed a few heifers in your time have you?
    Only a Rat can win a Rat Race!

  13. #13
    Join Date
    25th January 2007 - 10:06
    Bike
    '14 Multistrada 1200S
    Location
    palmy
    Posts
    3,759
    yeah crikey, seen this before, she's a cracker ain't she? imagine what her upbringing was like
    F M S

  14. #14
    Join Date
    28th January 2006 - 22:05
    Bike
    1991 BMW K100RS
    Location
    Dunedin
    Posts
    12
    Quote Originally Posted by jrandom View Post
    I'd do the world a favour and medicate her with 230 grains of lead and copper behind the ear at 850 feet per second.
    Ya need an Elephant gun to knock a big lass like that over.

  15. #15
    Join Date
    28th August 2005 - 18:21
    Bike
    None, sold.
    Location
    Wellington
    Posts
    1,270
    Quote Originally Posted by limbimtimwim View Post
    This lady is insane.
    Yeah, I remember this - one of the few things I've seen on the telly in recent years. Woman's a certifyable nutcase. But actually it gets worse.

    You know how this works, right? They swap the mums from two families over. They've got really good about being cruel about it too - vegans going to Louisiana, that sort of thing. Anyway, so this really nice woman goes to stay with the family of this psycho bitch. Strangely enough they have a great time. The whole family feels better about everything and they plan to pass on their new found joie de vivre to the beloved mother. But she shows up and does this to them when they come home. You see a few shots of them at the end being gutted about something - this is why.

    It goes without saying that the family that got the nutcase woman had an astoundingly shitty time - she dragged the poor bastards off to bible study for instance. But she wasn't this bad till she got home.

    Oh, and the letter? The two mums have to decide how the recipient families spend their fifty grand.

    It was good telly. "Trading Spouses" was a good way of making you realise you have it really good.

    Dave
    Signature needed. Apply within.

Thread Information

Users Browsing this Thread

There are currently 1 users browsing this thread. (0 members and 1 guests)

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •