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    Survival skills

    At the crash site, one lone survivor sat with his back against a tree, chewing on a bone.

    As he tossed the bone onto a huge pile of bones, he noticed a rescue team.

    "Thank God," he cried out in relief. "I am saved!"

    The rescue team did not move, as they were in shock, seeing the pile of human bones beside this lone survivor. Obviously he had eaten his comrades.

    The survivor saw the horror in their faces and hung his own head in shame.

    "You can't judge me for this," he insisted. "I had to survive. Is it so wrong to want to live?"

    The leader of the rescue team stepped forward, shaking his head in disbelief.

    "I won't judge you for doing what was necessary to survive, but my God man, your plane only went down yesterday!"

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    Ver good haha
    I've got some friends like this - not cannibals but very hungry!
    ' No road is straight forever'

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    perhaps NWS

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    Do you realise how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?

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