While enjoying a well earned evening beer in a northern Arizona bar,
four elderly ranchers were discussing everything from cattle, horses,
and weather to how things used to be in the "good old days."

Eventually the conversation moved on to their spouses. One gentleman
turned to the old guy on his right and asked, "Roy, aren't you and your
bride celebrating your 50th wedding anniversary soon?"

"Yup, we sure are," replied Roy."

Well, are you gonna do anything special to celebrate?" another man asked.

The old gentleman pondered this for a moment, then replied, "For our
25th anniversary, I took Bea to Tucson." He pauses to finish his beer.

"Maybe for our 50th, I'll go down there and get her."