And there was this one time, at Raglan ...
(rest edited out due to it being a thread hijack of Raglan even though it's to do with Raglan and it has biking moments and general rant moments, but the grand poohbah, head cheese, numero uno, high muckity muck muck, your highness, his nibs, head donger, cheque meister, he who must be obeyed, big head, top plonker, VIP CEO, and general ubermeister has declared we are in contravariance of the thread direction)
So solly, meesa solly! Aiyaah!
"I like to ride anyplace, anywhere, any time, any way!"![]()
i'm joking.. im the worst at it ! and no GI Joe.. never saw any rogue livestock.. saw some slow ass gixxers in ma mirror tho.
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Shh! Dover might have learnt to read and will come back to cane your arse ... if he could catch you
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We stopped at Waigairo (sp?) pub to warm our hands back up - the lady there came out in her dressing gown and yelled back inside "don't worry, keep eating your breakfast, just some bikes!"
She said they didn't open till 11am (we got there at 10am) and if she came out 5 minutes earlier, she would have seen Xerxes and me having a piss on the local foliage in the carpark!![]()
Not a good sight. Shrinkage and all
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Insane1 turned back at Ngarawhachallcallit due to a sore shoulder... and we didn't find out until we got to Raglan and back into cellphone coverageI was about to ride back up when I got the message.
Conversation went like this ...
"Tom, where's Insane1? He was right behind you!?"
"Yeah, he was. Lost sight of him when a cager passed him!"
"He knew we were riding to Raglan... "
"...."
"Bugger."
"Oh wait, getting a message on my celly now..."
Bad flashback memory of Donor on same road to Raglan and me having to backtrack to find him...
Zeroindex contacted, I time him... and he gets in 15 minutes faster than I expected! Leaving the Four Square with two V's and see him rogering Xerxesdaphat in an ungentlemanly way!(He parked his FZR400 next to our "prissy little sprots bikes"
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And oh yeah, there was this one time at Raglan ....
"I like to ride anyplace, anywhere, any time, any way!"![]()
Shit boomer, if it wasn't for them two fiddys in the world, you wouldn't look half as good on th road as you do![]()
At the 2007 Westpac Ride:
Donor: So ya glad you're a Biker?
Minnie: F**k yeah!
Top Rides... ( for me any ways .. being central aucks ..and i don't go north cos too many rozzas )
- coro
- 22
- Hunuas
- east
The rides that Beyond has led us on would probably slot into 2n'd .. but i cant tell you those roads![]()
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TOP QUOTE: “The problem with socialism is that sooner or later you run out of other people’s money.”
Going home yesterday about two (I live on the Raglan Road), I'm following an F650 who's two up.
If this is you, get some riding lessons before you become a statistic (and certainly stopping risking your pillion's life). This guy couldn't corner his bike at anywhere near the speed of the other traffic, and caused me to brake heavily at one point as I caught him up in a corner (I was driving a Commodore and not going particularly quickly).
When might that have been Honduh boi. (Tho to be fair I was behind you most of the way...catchin all the stones you were throwing at me![]()
Was a pretty sweet ride. good company, reasonable weather most of the ride.
Edit - only hair raising moment was coming aroun a right hander at about 100kph in 6th gear with sweet FA throttle, and having the whole rear end light up and start sliding...woke me up a tad.
Nail your colours to the mast that all may look upon them and know who you are.
It takes a big man to cry...and an even bigger man to laugh at that man.
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my bad
'twas hard work.. rain, dark, dark visor and cold.. couldn't see a thing and someone said we'll limp home... TUI! then you disappeared and we're trying to catch the limper to tell him to slow down.. a bit of a debacle really.. no wonder you nearly highsided trying to catch us up in those conditions...!!!
to be fair i think we were all holding each other up at one point or another
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