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    New Acronym

    I have a new word for a whole bunch of people I see driving around Whangarei. HOBANS hat on backwards, no seatbelts. Go sit in the mall and count them as they drive round and round and round etc. Usually this group is in the 'couldn't afford a proper boy-racer car, so I'll totally fuck up this here piece of crap' bracket. Do they live in YOUR town too?
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    I call them fuckwits. They infest every town mate
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    'Hutt boys' is the term down here...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Skunk View Post
    'Hutt boys' is the term down here...
    for the hutt when i was living down there i heard the terms

    "lower hut sank"

    "Slut valley high school"

    "slappers" but that can apply to the world

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    Yay! Go the Hutt!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Big Dan View Post
    for the hutt when i was living down there i heard the terms

    "lower hut sank"

    "Slut valley high school"

    "slappers" but that can apply to the world
    Yeah, I heard the rumors about the Hutt girls when I was at college, and desperately hoped to meet a few, but it never happened.

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    Do you know what Hutt girls use for protection during sex?


    A bus shelter.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hitcher View Post
    Do you know what Hutt girls use for protection during sex?


    A bus shelter.
    Are they related to Jabba the Hutt?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hitcher View Post
    Do you know what Hutt girls use for protection during sex?.
    Yes, it IS a repost ... but hell it's worth it

    Quote Originally Posted by Beemer
    Go the Hutt!

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    Q. Two Hutt girls jump off a cliff. Who wins?
    A. Society.

    Q. What does a Hutt girl use as protection during sex?
    A. A bus shelter.

    Q. What do you call a 30 year old Hutt girl?
    A. Granny.

    Q. Why did the Hutt girl cross the road?
    A. To start a fight with a complete stranger for no reason whatsoever.

    Q. What do you call a Hutt girl in a white tracksuit?
    A. The bride.

    Q. What's the first question during a Hutt quiz night?
    A. What you looking at?

    Q. Two Hutt kids in a car without any music - who is driving?
    A. The policeman.

    Q. What's the difference between a Hutt boy and a Hutt girl?
    A. A Hutt girl has a higher sperm count

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    Whats better than Slutt City?

    Upper Slutt!

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    I'm so glad I wasnt born in the hutt..

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    The hat on backwards thing has always amused me........who the fuck would get in a car with someone that cant even wear a hat the right way.........
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    Quote Originally Posted by Big Dan View Post
    "Slut valley high school"
    Hey hey, I went to Hutt Valley High.

    What's with the tossers wearing hoodies over their caps while driving. Also anyone else noticed the tilted license plate phenom?

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    Quote Originally Posted by FlangMasterJ View Post
    ... Also anyone else noticed the tilted license plate phenom?
    yes, what the fuck is up with that? enlighten me please.

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    Quote Originally Posted by FlangMasterJ View Post
    Hey hey, I went to Hutt Valley High.

    What's with the tossers wearing hoodies over their caps while driving. Also anyone else noticed the tilted license plate phenom?
    The what?

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