Originally Posted by renegade master
Full of Titanium go-fast bits!
"And, look, the luscious and fecund fronds of the Silver Fern has given brilliant birth to a stupendous fruit! A red Hondaberry, desposited by a lesser known species of Plonker Gittus Maximus Idiotus."
Rest In Peace
i'd fuck em,if i couldn't use the crapper i'd damn well empty my colostomy bag on the front door,and hope like hell i'd been drinking the night before,any nurses here will understand lol.nurses are great,mine were anyway,mind you with my sense of humour they needed to be.
Hello officer put it on my tab
Don't steal the government hates competition.
Forum whore
You're joking? You didn't completely go off on one. I'd have decorated their walls with my leftovers (chips...not no 2's) that's for sure. Far too polite kiwi's.
Scotsman on a German
Aye, they're restrained for the most part - don't have short fuses like youse Firth of Forth types eh?
In space, no one can smell your fart.
Hardcore Biker
That is absolute fucking bollocks and someone needs to write in and lay a formal complaint about it..
If they provide places for you to sit down and eat, and have tables out etc etc because it is "eat in" not "take away" they legally have to provide toilets...
There was apparently something like this on the telly just a couple of weeks back because of similar situations arising..
There are laws that were in play when the place was built.. And that was then.. This is now.... There are laws were you are rightfully meant to be supplied with a toilet access... Not some crapola of "you haven't spent enough"
I'd write a complaint
Hardcore Biker
Friends used the Rangitaiki Pub (on the right a couple of k's further down the road towards Napier) and found the new owners to to great. Happy to have them park their cars and trailers in their carpark and were very helpful with the kids.
Sounds like this place could be the go instead, particularly if you are (as they were) riding your bikes in the area.
"Twilight's like soccer. They run around for two hours, nobody scores, and a billion fans insist you just don't understand"
Forum whore
Why go outside. A piss or dump in the bar or resteraunt might change their policy.Should have just gone for a piss outside their main entrance then
Skyryder
Free Scott Watson.
Tornado Alley
My kids would piss on the carpet if we said they could, probably lay a Mr Whippy too... that'll learn em...
Tornado Alley
Let us all know... our cat has the worst case of the shits at the mo, peels paper from the walls, melts your sinuses and sense of smell sort of shite thing...
Ok... will get you the address to send your special parcel Toaster
The perfect brew for a place like this....
But, like others (kitty? etc) have said, they must provide a toilet(s) for a cafe/restaurant setting. It may not have been the case when it was built, but for renewals of Council permit thingies for the type of business, they would need to update any missing dunnies I'm sure....
Hardcore Biker
Funny thing is....pay your money, wooohoooo I can use the dunny!
Go ask for door to be unlocked, wooohooo!
Then read the 5 or more notices stuck all around toilet walls explaining rules for using said toilet.
I kid you not. Thought there must be something special about it, but no just another crapper!
Someone has a toilet phobia for sure down there.
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