Suppositories

[Beemer]

A guy with a bad stomach complaint goes to his doctor and asks him what he can do. The doctor replies that the illness is quite serious but can be cured by inserting a suppository into his anal passage.

The guy agrees, and so the doctor warns him of the pain, tells him to bend over and shoves the thing way up his behind. The doctor then hands him a second dose and tells him to do the same thing in six hours.

So, the guy goes home and later that evening tries to get the second suppository inserted, but he finds that he cannot reach himself properly to obtain the required depth. He calls his wife over and tells her what to do. The wife nods, puts one hand on his shoulder to steady him and with the other shoves the medicine home.

The guys screams, "Aaaarrrgggggghhhhhh"

"What's the matter?" asked the wife, "Did I hurt you?"

"No - I just realised that when the doctor did that, he had BOTH hands on my shoulders."

[pete376403]

an old biddy goes to the doctor with (some) problem - the doctor prescribes suppositories. Off she goes.

comes back a week later complaining bitterly "these things didn't work" she says. Did you apply as directed asks the doctor". "well" she says" the label says to be applied anally, but i didn't know what that means, so i swallowed them. And for all the good they did me, I should have shoved them up my arse"