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    NOT!! I just like squishin' people...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Colapop View Post
    NOT!! I just like squishin' people...
    who would have thought.........
    Experience......something you get just after you needed it

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    Quote Originally Posted by Str8 Jacket View Post
    Nah.............
    luv you too babe
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    Quote Originally Posted by Str8 Jacket View Post
    I sleep with my curtains open, its awesome!
    Watch out for sicko's peering in, looking at your pussy while you sleep Hels.

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    Gonna hafta be a tall bugger...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Str8 Jacket View Post
    Annnnd, I got a projector, surround sound, sky, internet the worlds most massivest shower and beer!
    Can I come live at your house? It sounds like a dream house
    (colapop, this is not threatening-please dont crush me and break the other side of my collarbone)


    PS Please dont keep telling us about it. Its just not good for morale
    "Not one day that we are here on this earth has been promised to us, so make the most of every day as if it was your last, and every breath ,as if it were the same"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Storm View Post

    PS Please dont keep telling us about it. Its just not good for morale
    Ah, but my morale has taken a huge beating over the last 8 months or so! I can finally say that things are starting to go right for me now so I will continue to keep "bragging" for a bit longer....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Storm View Post
    Can I come live at your house? It sounds like a dream house
    (colapop, this is not threatening-please dont crush me and break the other side of my collarbone)
    PS Please dont keep telling us about it. Its just not good for morale
    As the designated doorman, I'll take your request into consideration...

    Excuse me, Ma'am there is a gentleman here wanting to be an acquaintance... I'm not sure I like the look of him... would you like to see his resume?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Colapop View Post
    Excuse me, Ma'am there is a gentleman here wanting to be an acquaintance... I'm not sure I like the look of him... would you like to see his resume?
    Just his arse will be fine thanks!

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    Storm, please send the appropriate aforementioned material and resume with references to me and I will pass on the information to the young woman concerned. ANY attempt to circumvent this process will result in the severest punishment. You have been warned.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Colapop View Post
    Storm, please send the appropriate aforementioned material and resume with references to me and I will pass on the information to the young woman concerned. ANY attempt to circumvent this process will result in the severest punishment. You have been warned.
    You want to see his arse?!

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    I must admit I am more than a bit concerned with the arse viewing request. I dont show it to just anyone y'know. Especially a guy who, if it is the chappie I am thinking of, is 6 foot huge and muscled like a gorilla. Just dont sound right.


    Str8 - I see. In light of the latest evidence, feel free to assume the bellowing stance on the rooftops, complete with bullhorn.

    PS At least you wont get uninvited guests with a doorman like that.

    PPS Just for your eyes only
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    I reiterate my previous post....

    DO NOT TRY TO CIRCUMVENT THE PROCESS

    And I might say I have not yet seen your resume... I do however have a company logo (Doorman Services)
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    Orright then. Heres my credentials
    If elected, I promise to waffle on endlessly about bikes, remind house owner of the many fine qualities of the doorman, and just generally work like the one armed man I currently am. This of course meaning I'd be a pushover at PS/X box etc
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    She will require;

    Spending money - for petrol and tyres
    Respect - not a sycophant
    Kindness - for her pussy
    And you have to have and VERY nice arse (that I will not be judging)

    O and she must approve of you. If you f*ck up I'll kill you. They won't find your body. Or any evidence you were there. And it will be painful (for you - a lot)
    They shall not grow old as we that are left grow old.
    Age shall not weary them nor the years condemn.
    At the going down of the sun and in the evening,
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