Rest In Peace
Another new illness to watch out for!
A woman calls her boss one morning and tells him that
she is staying home because she is not feeling well.
'What's the matter?' he asks.
'I have a case of anal glaucoma,' she says in a weak voice.
'What the hell is anal glaucoma?'
'I can't see my ass coming into work today.'
Actions speak louder than words or good intentions
He is simply a shiver looking for a spine to run up. - Paul Keating
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ARSE! and another 5 characters
Originally Posted by Dave Lobster
Only a homo puts an engine back together WITHOUT making it go faster.
I like bikes
Have you learned nothing woman. ARSE!!!
Who gives a shit if your beast of burden donkey drags it arse into work?
"Not one day that we are here on this earth has been promised to us, so make the most of every day as if it was your last, and every breath ,as if it were the same"
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