Captain Kirk vs Luke Skywalker

**KoroJ** · 23rd May 2007, 22:25

Originally Posted by McJim

Denny Crane. Never lost, never will.

Kirk Vs Crane?

Especially with Alan Shaw as co-council

**EJT** · 24th May 2007, 07:59

I vote for Kirk's toupee. Nothing in the universe can remove that sucker

**Trudes** · 24th May 2007, 08:01

I vote for The Hoff.

**Lias** · 24th May 2007, 08:50

Duh, Mr Rogers wins!

http://www.ultimateshowdown.org/

**Kickaha** · 24th May 2007, 09:03

Captaink Kirk would kick Lukes arse, Lukes to much of a goody two shoes to be able to deal to Kirk

**Drunken Monkey** · 24th May 2007, 09:47

Originally Posted by Kendog

Chuck Norris

No contest

Piffle, Chuck would get pwn'd by Kirk over and over. He's not even in the same league.

The only thing that can kill Kirk, is Kirk.

**avgas** · 24th May 2007, 09:56

Originally Posted by Steam

I think Kirk would win. Even with the lightsaber, Luke is no match for the wiles and sheer character of Kirk. He's unkillable.
Kirk vs Darth Vader...? Kirk
Kirk vs Picard? Kirk.
Kirk vs Spock? Hmmm... Kirk?

Who could kill Kirk? In my opinion, no force in the universe could stop a righteously angry Kirk pushed into a corner.

You seen TEKWAR? turns out reality killed kirk.

**k14** · 24th May 2007, 09:56

Yep, I'd definately dominate.

**Storm** · 24th May 2007, 11:22

Originally Posted by Drunken Monkey

Piffle, Chuck would get pwn'd by Kirk over and over. He's not even in the same league.

The only thing that can kill Kirk, is Kirk.

Yeah cause Chuck never got into fights for real, they were always TV actors like Kirk ....wait a minute, thats not right- HE DID. A lot.
Compare not your play acting nancies with real men.

**BIGBOSSMAN** · 24th May 2007, 11:32

I vote for Dr Smith, the wily stowaway of 'Lost In Space' fame. Let me paint a picture for you......

"Dr Smith advances on the hapless Kirk, sheet of A4 copyright photocopy paper in hand and unleashes a furious barrage of paper cuts on the legendary Starfleet Admiral's hands, neck and face. Admiral Kirk backs up quickly, shrieking like a slapped child and trips over the metallic form of K9 from Dr Who, breaking his neck and soiling his pants in the process."

Great tactics from Dr Smith, his cunning and treachery more than a match for the Admiral's athleticism and tenacity.

**FlangMasterJ** · 24th May 2007, 11:45

John Rambo.

Rambo 4 look's fucken great!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=Rx6i090FGzQ

**Dave Lobster** · 24th May 2007, 11:53

Originally Posted by NighthawkNZ

me... first I torture him with my music and then and then well actually he probably will commit suicide after that

Wouldn't sending him to Palmerston North be a quicker way to make him top himself?

**SpankMe** · 24th May 2007, 12:02

Kai would have no problem assassinating him for the Devine Order and the League of 20,000 Planets. Or if Zev/Xev just asked him to.

**Drunken Monkey** · 24th May 2007, 17:53

Originally Posted by Storm

Yeah cause Chuck never got into fights for real, they were always TV actors like Kirk ....wait a minute, thats not right- HE DID. A lot.
Compare not your play acting nancies with real men.

You're a nonce. It wasn't "Chuck Norris v William Shatner", it was "Chuck Norris v Captain Kirk". But if you want to go down that path, then I back ANY of the Gracie brothers to give that old has-been Chuck a hiding in meatspace any day.