luke would kick kirks arse anyday of the week, except on sundays where he would kick it twice.
Then I could get a Kb Tshirt, move to Timaru and become a full time crossdressing faggot
Yeah Luke's pretty embarrasing. He's the Hansen of the Jedi world.
The boy-band posterchild of the new republic.
Whoever heard of a skinny girly blonde guy being a kickass dude. Sure he handles a blade well but...
Determined to kill my bike before it kills me
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Sever
Now and forever
you're just another lost soul about to be mine again
see her, you'll never free her
you must surrender it all
And give life to me again
Disturbed - Inside the Fire
How about Kirk and Luke V Chopper Read yeah that would be a show down to end all showdowns!!! Luke thrusts at chopper missing his face but slicing his good ear off with the light sabre,enraged Chopper pulls the 12 gauge shotgun from his belt and shoots luke through the right eye!!! Kirk now realising he's outgunned starts to cry and beg for mercy but his cries fall on deaf ears!!!
Chopper takes him out execution style two shots to the back of the head!
Chopper stands over Luke and starts apologising for shooting him and offers him a ciggy!!!!Unfortunately lukes not fairing too well and soon succumbs to his head injury!!!!Chopper Read 2 Space fruit cakes nil!
NEVER LET THE TRUTH GET IN THE WAY OF A GOOD STORY!
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