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    Quote Originally Posted by Dave Lobster View Post
    Managers don't last very long with no real man management skill though, do they? It might be different in the army here, but most of the ones I met in the brit army couldn't organise themselves out of a paper bag.
    Example - One in our Sqn forgot to take his weapon when he went on operations.
    Example - A different one - left his bergan outside the guard room, assuming someone else would put it on the transport when they went to Norway for a six week ex. It stayed there for six weeks.
    Example - a captain drove his Jaguar from one hangar to another for a meeting. He walked back. An hour later reported his car stolen, because he'd lost it.

    I don't know of a single ex rupert that has left the army and got a proper job that pays as much as my last one. Not one..

    This is no slur against ruperts I've never met. I'm sure some of them are real human beings..
    They are all fu.kin idiots. But they seem to do very well. For example manager of the AB's.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dave Lobster View Post
    I don't know of a single ex rupert that has left the army and got a proper job that pays as much as my last one. Not one..
    I know many a former Rupert who earns big money today. I just tried to count them and got as high as 11, but I know more, I'm sure. One's a director of BT now. Loadsa ££.



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    Quote Originally Posted by doc View Post
    Exactly the reason for anyone thinking of enlisting. Do a Rosbe, and start as a rupert. Once your time is up you have the BS to get into good paying employment without having to do the securtiy circuit. The money is in management nowdays. Military experience looks good on a CV but thats about all. The pompas pricks with pips (ruperts) alway look after each other in the next life.Trust me I know what I'm saying combat pay sounds good but doesn't last.
    And do it right they pay for your degree and further training ......... thanks Aunty Helen

    Quote Originally Posted by Biff View Post
    Become a Rupert if you can. They earn big cash when they're in, get well looked after, and, just like in civvie street, good uns have an improved likelihood of earning big $£ when they get out.
    Yeah over here, working with the RN for a bit, they get paid more than me in £ than I do in pacific pesos, and considering the salaries over here seem to be low in general they get very well paid. plus they get proper super!

    I on the other hand am already earning less than those that graduated with me at uni and they are advancing payscales quicker as well

    go the puss.

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    Imagine a jar of pickles. If you can work out - exactly - the volume of air inside, join as a rupert.
    If you can open it, yourself, without asking for help, don't.
    It's only when you take the piss out of a partially shaved wookie with an overactive 'me' gene and stapled on piss flaps that it becomes a problem.

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    A group of Sergeants and a group of Officers take a train to a conference. Each Officer holds a ticket. But the entire group of Sergeants has bought only one ticket for a single passenger. The Officers are just shaking their heads and are secretly pleased that the arrogant Sergeants will finally get what they deserve.

    Suddenly one of the Sergeants calls out: “The conductor is coming!”. At once, all the Sergeants jump up and squeeze into one of the toilets. The conductor checks the tickets of the Officers. When he notices that the toilet is occupied he knocks on the door and says: “Ticket, please!” One of the Sergeants slides the single ticket under the doors and the conductor continues merrily on his round.

    For the return trip the Officers decide to use the same trick. They buy only one ticket for the entire group but they are baffled as they realize that the Sergeants didn’t buy any tickets at all. After a while one of the Sergeants announces again: “The conductor is coming!” Immediately all the Officers race to a toilet and lock themselves in.

    All the Sergeants leisurely walk to the other toilet. Before the last Sergeant enters the toilet, he knocks on the toilet occupied by the Officers and says: “Ticket, please!”

    The moral of the story? Officers like to use the methods of the Sergeants, but they don’t really understand them.
    It's only when you take the piss out of a partially shaved wookie with an overactive 'me' gene and stapled on piss flaps that it becomes a problem.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dave Lobster View Post
    Imagine a jar of pickles. If you can work out - exactly - the volume of air inside, join as a rupert.
    If you can open it, yourself, without asking for help, don't.
    So true...
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    Last one tonight.

    Those who I have offered to burn the discs, please PM me. Also, feel free to ask if you do want a copy of the series

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    Does anyone have the entire series on disc?
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    Quote Originally Posted by 0arbreaka View Post
    Does anyone have the entire series on disc?
    It appears both Sniper and myself have recorded all four episodes...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Swoop View Post
    It appears both Sniper and myself have recorded all four episodes...
    I'd love a copy if there's a spare one going.

    Costs covered of course.
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    Quote Originally Posted by 0arbreaka View Post
    Does anyone have the entire series on disc?
    Yes, as said earlier

    Quote Originally Posted by Mully View Post
    I'd love a copy if there's a spare one going.

    Costs covered of course.
    Send us A PM mate. Have a few copies to get out. Dont mind adding yours to the list

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    Woohoo my copy arrived today.. Now I get to watch the 4th episode that I missed..

    3 cheers for Sniper!
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    Sorry to the 3 guys who havent got theirs yet.

    Been busy and having issues finalising the diiscs. Should be able to get them off to you this week sometime
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