I know many a former Rupert who earns big money today. I just tried to count them and got as high as 11, but I know more, I'm sure. One's a director of BT now. Loadsa ££.
Become a Rupert if you can. They earn big cash when they're in, get well looked after, and, just like in civvie street, good uns have an improved likelihood of earning big $£ when they get out.
This weeks international insult is in Malayalam:
Thavalayolee
You Frog Fucker
And do it right they pay for your degree and further training ......... thanks Aunty Helen
Yeah over here, working with the RN for a bit, they get paid more than me in £ than I do in pacific pesos, and considering the salaries over here seem to be low in general they get very well paid. plus they get proper super!
I on the other hand am already earning less than those that graduated with me at uni and they are advancing payscales quicker as well
go the puss.
Imagine a jar of pickles. If you can work out - exactly - the volume of air inside, join as a rupert.
If you can open it, yourself, without asking for help, don't.
It's only when you take the piss out of a partially shaved wookie with an overactive 'me' gene and stapled on piss flaps that it becomes a problem.
A group of Sergeants and a group of Officers take a train to a conference. Each Officer holds a ticket. But the entire group of Sergeants has bought only one ticket for a single passenger. The Officers are just shaking their heads and are secretly pleased that the arrogant Sergeants will finally get what they deserve.
Suddenly one of the Sergeants calls out: “The conductor is coming!”. At once, all the Sergeants jump up and squeeze into one of the toilets. The conductor checks the tickets of the Officers. When he notices that the toilet is occupied he knocks on the door and says: “Ticket, please!” One of the Sergeants slides the single ticket under the doors and the conductor continues merrily on his round.
For the return trip the Officers decide to use the same trick. They buy only one ticket for the entire group but they are baffled as they realize that the Sergeants didn’t buy any tickets at all. After a while one of the Sergeants announces again: “The conductor is coming!” Immediately all the Officers race to a toilet and lock themselves in.
All the Sergeants leisurely walk to the other toilet. Before the last Sergeant enters the toilet, he knocks on the toilet occupied by the Officers and says: “Ticket, please!”
The moral of the story? Officers like to use the methods of the Sergeants, but they don’t really understand them.
It's only when you take the piss out of a partially shaved wookie with an overactive 'me' gene and stapled on piss flaps that it becomes a problem.
To every man upon this earth
Death cometh sooner or late
And how can a man die better
Than facing fearful odds
For the ashes of his fathers
And the temples of his Gods
TOP QUOTE: “The problem with socialism is that sooner or later you run out of other people’s money.”
Last one tonight.
Those who I have offered to burn the discs, please PM me. Also, feel free to ask if you do want a copy of the series
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To every man upon this earth
Death cometh sooner or late
And how can a man die better
Than facing fearful odds
For the ashes of his fathers
And the temples of his Gods
Does anyone have the entire series on disc?
Never let your enemy see your emotions, for it is the one weapon they will value most.
TOP QUOTE: “The problem with socialism is that sooner or later you run out of other people’s money.”
To every man upon this earth
Death cometh sooner or late
And how can a man die better
Than facing fearful odds
For the ashes of his fathers
And the temples of his Gods
Woohoo my copy arrived today.. Now I get to watch the 4th episode that I missed..
3 cheers for Sniper!
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Sorry to the 3 guys who havent got theirs yet.
Been busy and having issues finalising the diiscs. Should be able to get them off to you this week sometime
To every man upon this earth
Death cometh sooner or late
And how can a man die better
Than facing fearful odds
For the ashes of his fathers
And the temples of his Gods
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