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    After watching his mates get kneedown easily, Ramset Fastener decidied he'd overcome the lack of ground clearance and go all the way - Elbow Down!
    Sorry Officer - I wasn't speeding, i was qualifying...

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    Get down you blasted thing, you know I need to get the toilet seat home (strapped to back of bike) as we are having curry again tonight.

    These forks will be as straight as a straight thing once I am finished, no one will know it was a GN250

    VESPA = very easily stolen, poked anywhere
    We childproofed our homes, but they are still getting in.

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    Counter terrorism measures employed to route out Al Qaeda.
    Agent 86 "they will never fall for the old hole in the ground trick".
    "I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage.
    They've experienced pain and brought jewelry." - Rita Rudner
    A man is only as big as the dreams he dares to live

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    Rider: Pleeze...pleeze somebody be helping me!

    Onlookers: Ha ha ha get farked you stupid dont look where you're going scooter riding motherfarker!

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    Saddam would be buggered if the American's were going to find him and his bike in a hole.

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    Peanut-Butter-Jars only realised his Garage Door was too small when he reversed his scooter out of the house
    I used to be indecisive, but now I'm not so sure...

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    One stoppie too many for Achmed.

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    Wouldn't it be easier to park it in the garage??????

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    Too late Asif discovered that the raw power from the front wheel drive Vespa really was enough to rip holes in the road.
    Grow older but never grow up

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    Sink to new depths on the new Vespa Subterranean!

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    Helen in the good ol days when she was a man
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    'Fat Arse' Ranjit would do anything for a laugh.... he even tried to start "Indian Jackass"

    "If you can't laugh at yourself, you're just not paying attention!"
    "There is no limit to dumb."

    "Resolve to live with all your might while you do live, and as you shall wish you had done ten thousand years hence."

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    Things a vespa is not

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    Light wieght.
    Then I could get a Kb Tshirt, move to Timaru and become a full time crossdressing faggot

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    After previous attempts at the nose wheelie, ravi cheated, unfortunatly it didnt go to plan.
    Then I could get a Kb Tshirt, move to Timaru and become a full time crossdressing faggot

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    Thanks Steam.


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