Caption competition!!! (24 May)

**Laava** · 25th May 2007, 17:56

Taking the piss poor translation in his owners manual literally, Reza takes his bike in for services.

**Ronin** · 25th May 2007, 18:12

Abdul's first effort at a stoppie was undone by the Infidels Drainage

**Swoop** · 28th May 2007, 11:33

Bump......

**peasea** · 28th May 2007, 19:31

You're coming to my basement bedroom whether you like it or not, bitch!

**peasea** · 28th May 2007, 19:38

Originally Posted by Swoop

In the finest traditions of KB... (poking the shit) I announce caption competition #4.

Same rules as always. Best three captions win bling!!!

Closing date / winners anounced: "Sometime" next week.

Over to you.

Guy on bike in background, thinking;

"Illiterate fuck, didn't he see the sign? 'Last anus for six hundred kilometeres', dickhead rode right into it."

**Big Dog** · 28th May 2007, 19:39

Too bloody cheap to buy quickset concrete round here mate.

**peasea** · 28th May 2007, 19:47

Originally Posted by Swoop

In the finest traditions of KB... (poking the shit) I announce caption competition #4.

Same rules as always. Best three captions win bling!!!

Closing date / winners anounced: "Sometime" next week.

Over to you.

Does my headlight line up NOW you LTNZ bastard??!!

**peasea** · 28th May 2007, 22:05

Originally Posted by Swoop

In the finest traditions of KB... (poking the shit) I announce caption competition #4.

Same rules as always. Best three captions win bling!!!

Closing date / winners anounced: "Sometime" next week.

Over to you.

This from my 15 y/o...

flight ticket to india; $5000
hiring a tour guide for two weeks; $1000
crashing your scooter into the only hole in the road; priceless

**Guitana** · 28th May 2007, 22:16

Fuck that was a mean curry lucky that drain was open still another two k's to home and I just could'nt wait!! AAAArrrgghhhhh now i know what the ring of fires like!!!!!!! Sanjay get me a roll of shit paper please!!!!

**Swoop** · 30th May 2007, 21:22

The caption awards ceremony:

Well done to all those who participated. Difficult decision by the judging panel (since they were mostly pissed at the time...).
Drumroll please!

Originally Posted by McJim

Sanjeev was squatting over the latrine and gave one last almighty push "Bugger me - I am not remembering eating a Vespa!" He exclamed.

Originally Posted by Pwalo

One stoppie too many for Achmed.

Originally Posted by peasea

Does my headlight line up NOW you LTNZ bastard??!!

Your bling is on the way!