Flowchart

[Ocean1]

How many shoes does a guy need?

[Sniper]

Hmmm, you slipped up. first times we dont notice...

[Ocean1]

Hmmm, you slipped up. first times we dont notice...

Oh I ain't infallible, in fact I fall lots, well practiced you might say. Everybody's gota be good at someting right?

Here's the deal dude: all care no responsibility OK?... actually feck all care either...

[oldrider]

Sit and stay, Sniper, I've never seen that one before! (lol) Thanks Ocean1 John.

[MyGSXF:Me]

Hey.. does a new pair of bike boots count????

[Ocean1]

Hey.. does a new pair of bike boots count????

You tell us. Never did figure out what the rules are, near as I can make out you guys make 'em up as you go along.

[MyGSXF:Me]

You tell us.

ok.. YES they do count!!

Never did figure out what the rules are, near as I can make out you guys make 'em up as you go along.

nah mate.. it's easy!! there's only 2 rules !!

1) the female is always right!

2) If all else fails.. refer to rule #1 !!!

follow this & you'll be sweet!!

Jen

[Ocean1]

ok.. YES they do count!!

Gotta be worth extra credit then right?

nah mate.. it's easy!! there's only 2 rules !!

1) the female is always right!

2) If all else fails.. refer to rule #1 !!!

follow this & you'll be sweet!!

Jen

Yer, hadn't escaped my razor sharp wit that women control a guys only supply of sex Obiwan. It's called a hydraulic despotism, particularly onerous form of monopoly.

[MyGSXF:Me]

Gotta be worth extra credit then right?

They might count for... 2 then!!

Yer, hadn't escaped my razor sharp wit that women control a guys only supply of sex Obiwan.

"only".. not quite.. there's always blow up dolls.. or sheep..

It's called a hydraulic despotism, particularly onerous form of monopoly.

Monopoly is a good game..

[Ocean1]

They might count for... 2 then!!

That's fair, one for each... so if your best foot's forward that's a front one and a back one then?

"only".. not quite.. there's always blow up dolls.. or sheep..

Operative words were Men, and Sex. Note the capitals.

Monopoly is a good game..

OK, bags the shoe counter, you roll first.

[MyGSXF:Me]

That's fair, one for each... so if your best foot's forward that's a front one and a back one then?

my.. my.. are you always so forward in being backwards..

Operative words were Men, and Sex. Note the capitals.

OOoohhh... did I hit on a nerve there fulla???

OK, bags the shoe counter, you roll first.

I'll have the hat! (turns on Joe Cocker.. "you can leave your hat on")

[Ocean1]

my.. my.. are you always so forward in being backwards..

Hey, beggars can’t be choosers. Besides, as you so succinctly pointed out the female’s always right… right?

OOoohhh... did I hit on a nerve there fulla???

With the inflatable sheep? Nah, too many feet, twice the price. Not even upset that nobody ever offered to buy my body with a pair of boots, well alright slightly miffed maybe.

:I'll have the hat! (turns on Joe Cocker.. "you can leave your hat on")

I’ll be the banker. (Baby take off your coat...real slow).

[MyGSXF:Me]

Hey, beggars can’t be choosers. Besides, as you so succinctly pointed out the female’s always right… right?

Right!!!!

With the inflatable sheep? Nah, too many feet, twice the price. Not even upset that nobody ever offered to buy my body with a pair of boots, well alright slightly miffed maybe.

I’ll be the banker. (Baby take off your coat...real slow).

uum.. bags we play scrabble now!! (hey.. evoking a chicks prerogative to change her mind!! )

speaking of Monopoly.. my 11yr old son bankrupt me.. the little shit!

[Ocean1]

speaking of Monopoly.. my 11yr old son bankrupt me.. the little shit!

Never mind, I'm sure some nice girl will teach him the more important rules one day.

[MyGSXF:Me]

Never mind, I'm sure some nice girl will teach him the more important rules one day.

I shall have to show said nice girl.. this flowchart before their first date!!!

THAT however WON'T be happening for a veeerrrryyy looooong time!!!