May's Muppet Nominations

**bert_is_evil** · 25th May 2007, 22:42

I think skidmark may have some competition now that Tom and his knee are on the scene

**Big Dan** · 25th May 2007, 23:14

Originally Posted by skidMark

i bought a honda

does that mean your gay with RM as a recent thread said 10 out of 10 gays preferred hondas

**skidMark** · 25th May 2007, 23:15

i don't own a honda by choice, i'm just to poor to afford a straight guys bike!.

**Big Dan** · 25th May 2007, 23:19

Originally Posted by skidMark

i don't own a honda by choice, i'm just to poor to afford a straight guys bike!.

okk i believe you

thousands wouldn't

**Big Dog** · 26th May 2007, 00:06

I vote for the Muppet who turned up the wrong driveway whilst leading two others to wednesday nights secret location.

Having been there 5+ times.
Then had to go the full length of the gravel drive because he failed to realise the error of his ways until he was so commited he could not reverse his steed out.

**Big Dog** · 26th May 2007, 00:13

Spose I should nominate myself for one as well.
I was travelling down the motorway when I saw a speeding rider approaching a speed trap.
Flash your lights says I!
Hazzah, crap, engines dying, nope it's back, dying nope its back....... feck my battery or alternater..... which is poked......oops highbeam is on the left thumb not the right.

In 15 years I can't say I have done that before.

**Deviant Esq** · 26th May 2007, 00:19

LOL Big Dog, that's definitely a Muppet moment! My vote goes to that one, unless there are any other pearlers waiting in the wings...

**skidMark** · 26th May 2007, 00:48

lol big dog , u mustve thought it was a german bike, are u riding a bmw and not telling us?

**-df-** · 26th May 2007, 09:08

how about buying a bike (CR250), the next day firing her up, trying to get the choke to hold up, wont so start turning it to see if that makes it stick only to find that once I got back from my 2 min ride on the road that the bike wont idle. find a screw on the carb...that must be the idle adjustment...

Long story short, stuffed the fuel mixture and idle of my bike before I even got to ride it proberly...and now I need to take it to the shop to make sure I'm not running it to lean.

Oh the side stand, been there, done that...was raining and I was getting pissed off and the bike was stalling everytime I put it in gear...took me 15mins to figure out what I was doing. 6am + rain + going to work = me brain dead.

Hey, thats 2...do I win?