The original Disco
May's Muppet Nominations
Who is the "muppet of the month" ?
What 'dumb arse' things have you done or said (or someone else said or done) this month?
My 'muppet moment' was using polystyrene to rest an upside down petrol tank on while I repaired it.... yeah... made a mess
So Post your "muppet moment" and be crowned May's Muppet !
After all the nominations, I will post a poll for you all to vote for muppet of the month!
"Speed has never killed anyone. Suddenly becoming stationary - that's what gets you."
Jeremy Clarkson.
Kawasaki 200mph Club
Obey the hosebeast
You win.
No need for any other nominations folks.
Forum whore
I agree....Originally Posted by bungbung
But then there is Skidmark.... taking him into consideration, it becomes a close contest!
The instructions are simple...
Tom, and his kneedown assertions....
Do you realise how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?
Come warm yourself by the fire
Bought a mountainbike with clipless pedals.....yet i intended to ride it with normal shoes.
the tank thing is better i think
Reactor Online. Sensors Online. Weapons Online. All Systems Nominal.
Hired tool
Jay at turn 2 of Taupo on my bike
White Trash at turn 1 of Taupo, He got the holeshot alright
Bugjuice, for having an orange bike
Ok im coming out of my closet just this one time, I too kinda have a curvy figure which makes it worse beacuse im a guy. Well the waist kinda goes in and the bum pushes out. When I was in college the girls in my year would slap me on the arse and squeeze because apparently it is firm, tight...
I wear jeans
.....if I find this as a signature Ill hunt you down, serious, capice?
The original Disco
What on earth has he done this time? *sigh*I agree....
But then there is Skidmark.... taking him into consideration, it becomes a close contest!
yeah the tank thing was pretty dumb... I still cant get the jellyfied polystyrene and petrol off the garage floor....
"Speed has never killed anyone. Suddenly becoming stationary - that's what gets you."
Jeremy Clarkson.
Kawasaki 200mph Club
Forum whore
Me for being generally grumpy and arguing with everyone all month.
If a man is alone in the woods and there isn't a woke Hollywood around to call him racist, is he still white?
Po ta toes
Nah Jim, that's just endearing!
Hardcore Biker
It comes from working in IT.. It would driver lesser men than us to going postal :-P
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The Sharif don't like it!
I'm just cool
-Indy
Hey, kids! Captain Hero here with Getting Laid Tip 213 - The Backrub Buddy!
Find a chick who’s just been dumped and comfort her by massaging her shoulders, and soon, she’ll be massaging your prostate.
Forum whore
Don't make me confirm my self nomination in this thread.
If a man is alone in the woods and there isn't a woke Hollywood around to call him racist, is he still white?
Forum whore
i bought a honda
I like bikes
Go on ya grumpy bugger. give it to him good. Make him sob like a girl!
You must be having a good day, what with giving him a warning instead of opening the can of angry on him
"Not one day that we are here on this earth has been promised to us, so make the most of every day as if it was your last, and every breath ,as if it were the same"
Large Falcon Collider
I went to make some 'EasyMac' (macaroni cheese) last night without reading the instructions and completely stuffed it up.
I've been grumpy too...not 'Jim2-grumpy' though.
"If life gives you a shit sandwich..." someone please complete this expression
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