When y'all get to the barn dance for the hootin'hollerin' at chez Donor's, give me an intertextual txt on the ol' confab device. I'll fire up my little ol'hornet and go cruisin' in Dukes Of Hazzard county!
Yeehaaaaaa!
Little ol'Hornet Rides again!
When y'all get to the barn dance for the hootin'hollerin' at chez Donor's, give me an intertextual txt on the ol' confab device. I'll fire up my little ol'hornet and go cruisin' in Dukes Of Hazzard county!
Yeehaaaaaa!
"I like to ride anyplace, anywhere, any time, any way!"
Full of Titanium go-fast bits!
hmm bike wash... mine could do with a wash..
but things to do! dammit!
If anyone gets a spanner out and starts a fixing things, let me know!
"And, look, the luscious and fecund fronds of the Silver Fern has given brilliant birth to a stupendous fruit! A red Hondaberry, desposited by a lesser known species of Plonker Gittus Maximus Idiotus."
Blood - just give it!
EEP!
Besieged by Chisanga and a (amazingly awake looking) Zeocen!
I shall attempt to fend them off with soapy water, a sponge and some tire cleanery stuff!
At the 2007 Westpac Ride:
Donor: So ya glad you're a Biker?
Minnie: F**k yeah!
Stoke me a clipper!
I left when I was asked to put on a bikiniOriginally Posted by Donor
"The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing" - Socrates
"All paid jobs absorb and degrade the mind" - Aristotle
Blood - just give it!
What a day...
2 shiny washed bikes, a semi clean garage and a kick ass sound system to boot with quadraphonic sound to boot!
Rock on a week or two, when the man cave shall undergo its final transformation, and become the Papakura home for KB bike fixin' and general blinging!
(Not to mention the telly for watching world cup games on the rather comfy lounge suite we have installed...)
At the 2007 Westpac Ride:
Donor: So ya glad you're a Biker?
Minnie: F**k yeah!
Fashionably late.
MotoGP Sundays !
I must remember to bring my bell-bling next time for super installation. It even has a picture of a cartoon giraffe on it.
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Little ol'Hornet Rides again!
And I will bring my PS1 with a selection of PS1 gamesRetro gaming ahoy!
Yes the mancove is now a man cave! Huzzah! I phear that Donor's brother-in-law will take it over, he looked so comfortable next to digit (a large plushie gorilla!) and a box of Ralph and Penthouses!ooeer!
Wombles of Wimbledon posters on the walls, a pootling map of NZ and the world, hubcap covers as viking shields where I will airbrush on the KB nicknames and a symbol for the KBers who will grace the man cave!
Beano, Dandy, Whizzer and Chips comics galore! Viz by the score! Even the ubiquitious Commando comics for boy's own pleasure! Achtung! Tuefel! Gott in Himmel! Mein Gott! Hande Hoch!
A bagful of marbles ... we will be arranging the Great KB Marble Shootout one day! A collection of stationery that reveals a closet insanity of Donor's (oh the shame! The shame! The Shame!!)
Power tools used ... implements of mass construction were wielded, chortlings as testerone instruments of perfect design were fondled!
Great was the cheer as systems of noise deliverance in blatant defiance of civic noise levels generated!
Amazement as underfloorboards regurtitated with sundered bark products that were manhandled into place to secure stable footing!
Chests were inflated with oxygenated products secured from the artificial temperature control machine! Sugared gingery carbonated products were swilled down with beveraged malt and hop brews!
Chins held high, hands tucked into beltbands at a rakish angle as we were lords of our domain, our eyes swept over the scene with visions to come and potential yet unexplored!
Workbenches with offerings to the gods of speed and lords of riding to be constructed, shelving with the sacrifices we make to riding to be designed!
Long may the brother and sisterhood of the mancave municipality of South Auckland KBers go 'oorah! 'oorah! 'oorah!
And on that note before I go too much over the top, we basically cleaned out Donor's gargre and installed a quad speaker surround sound system. I wanted to put in neon glow wire, a disco ball and lighted floor panelling ... but I was booted out quickly!
"I like to ride anyplace, anywhere, any time, any way!"
Little ol'Hornet Rides again!
Fair thee well young prince of the road, I will come and champion your cause with my persons ... I fear dost hast not contrived to espy a map which extols the paragon of biking virtue roads that endear our passions!Eh. I always miss out on all the funBeen fixing bikes all on my own today.
GiJoe1313!!! You never answered my question! I demand to know about this St Heliers GP Track!!!! I need some roads to keep me occupied before work, I always get there too early from my last class at uni.
Consult thy SMAPs lexicon first and work out how the lay of the land meanders in a fruitful way! If perchance, you have not devined the true one course, I will be more than happy to guide you along the route!
I eagerly await my most honest charge's entreaty on this matter when dost hast approbium investigated in depth firstly!
Aye, that I will young squire!
"I like to ride anyplace, anywhere, any time, any way!"
Full of Titanium go-fast bits!
You lot can stay way the hell away from my man-cave. I'm not sure I've had enough rum to allow this sort of carry-on!
"And, look, the luscious and fecund fronds of the Silver Fern has given brilliant birth to a stupendous fruit! A red Hondaberry, desposited by a lesser known species of Plonker Gittus Maximus Idiotus."
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Fashionably late.
Don't you dare think of having a ride without me, I haven't done this track either. Day OR night. I've only been up ardmore quarry once... and a big angry truck came around a corner and I wanted it to end quickly after that
Once again I did the most work on the day, what with sitting on the gorilla playing with wire, then riding to countdown and waiting in a 24922 person queue.. tough work I tells ya!
Oh and taking Rosey for a spin too, just after she had been cleaned and bling'd, it's hard being me.
Blood - just give it!
On a side note...
...whose year book photos have just been passed beneath my beak for the mocking of?
Now where did I put my scanner...?
At the 2007 Westpac Ride:
Donor: So ya glad you're a Biker?
Minnie: F**k yeah!
we are the burg.
bloody hell donor you should have told me the burger needs a good clean and then you could have taken it for a spin.
Fashionably late.
Oh............you bastard.
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