Thought it'd either be that or this
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Thought it'd either be that or this
We're all fucked. I'm fucked. You're fucked. The whole department is fucked. It's the biggest cock-up ever. We're all completely fucked.
-Sir Richard Mottram
Must go faster - but how?
Beautiful plumage, the Norwegian Blue......Originally Posted by jazbug5
Pasta farts
Shhhh, he's sleeping!
Asparagus wee
Concrete reinforcing bars, 6m long. About 4 kgs each. 20+ in a pack...
Very heavy
The world will look up and shout "Save Us!", and I'll whisper "no"
Asparagus wee
So do you look anything like this now?
Ooooh arrrghra.
Where's me buckanears?
On me buckin head!
The world will look up and shout "Save Us!", and I'll whisper "no"
Tearing Choppa a new A'Hole
Jaz, you silly bugger! Guess we wont be bumping into you at any concerts or parties tonight. Although, you could very well be bumping into shit by the sounds of it.
Vote David Bain for MNZ president
Forum whore
Best.....
Comeback....
Ever.....
Forum whore
E's fu(king snuffed it!
parting of the sensory
Sleeping, my arse! He's stoned, by the look of him.
And don't give me any crap about "He's just kippin'. The Norwegian Blue prefers kippin' on his back!"
... and that's what I think.
Or summat.
Or maybe not...
Dunno really....
parting of the sensory
Ooer.... You must have arms like an orangutan or summat...Concrete reinforcing bars, 6m long. About 4 kgs each. 20+ in a pack...
Very heavy
... and that's what I think.
Or summat.
Or maybe not...
Dunno really....
on the up
Sounds like target fixation to me Cathy.
And I to my motorcycle parked like the soul of the junkyard. Restored, a bicycle fleshed with power, and tore off. Up Highway 106 continually drunk on the wind in my mouth. Wringing the handlebar for speed, wild to be wreckage forever.
- James Dickey, Cherrylog Road.
Stabiliser Squad
Now then...
lets see if this works...
(Bored, me?)
This parrot is unwell, by the way..!
Asparagus wee
Ah six of us carrying it, I just got stuck with the not so bright one.
The world will look up and shout "Save Us!", and I'll whisper "no"
HellSpawn
have had a hand in a few stupid accidents,
once made a workmate laugh so hard while
he was drinking a cup coffee it shot out his nose!
the projectile coffee hit the power supply unit on
the file server we were working on and zaped him
(he was sort of ok lost most of his nose hair though)
the art of diplomacy is saying nice doggie,
until you find a big rock
Stabiliser Squad
Jees: so he nearly laughed himself to death, then?
Eek.
Bummer NC30; how long will you be off work for?
Oh, does anyone know how to change the bit at the top with the profile? I seem to have become a scooter boy...!
I don't remember swapping my bike for a vespa, and I CERTAINLY don't remember the operation..!
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