stupid accidents

**Firefight** · 12th September 2004, 08:12

Originally Posted by jazbug5

I just got home from the hospital, having managed to give myself a paper cut on my eyeball. On the up side, it's a day off work and I can now tell my boss that I have developed a deep-seated aversion to filing.
I think this is quite possibly the stupidest accident I have ever had. Now that I am off work and will be very very bored all day, would anyone care to share about their own stupid accidents so that I don't feel quite so... well, stupid..?

Jaz

Mate, unbelivable, glad I don,t work in some dangerous office, why don,t you get a safe job, ah maybe work in a quarry and blow shit up

, or perhaps, paint the center line SH one meremere,Wash windows on a high rise ,must be plenty of other safe jobs you could do.

Could be worse,I went to a job years ago in a factory, a worker was operating a guillotne(?sp), a bit of the stuff he was cutting got stuck behind the blade, he reached into get the thing that was stuck, and yep you guessed it he cut his hand off, (very neatly at the wrist), concerned about the recently severed limb, he reached in with his other hand to get it, and yes manged to cut that one off as well.

take it easy in your office man :spudwave:

F/F

**Ghost Lemur** · 12th September 2004, 09:06

Originally Posted by Firefight

Mate, unbelievable, glad I don,t work in some dangerous office, why don,t you get a safe job, ah maybe work in a quarry and blow shit up

, or perhaps, paint the centre line SH one meremere,Wash windows on a high rise ,must be plenty of other safe jobs you could do.

Could be worse,I went to a job years ago in a factory, a worker was operating a guillotine(?sp), a bit of the stuff he was cutting got stuck behind the blade, he reached into get the thing that was stuck, and yep you guessed it he cut his hand off, (very neatly at the wrist), concerned about the recently severed limb, he reached in with his other hand to get it, and yes managed to cut that one off as well.

take it easy in your office man :spudwave:

F/F

bahahaha

I know I shouldn't laugh, but dang some people....

PS cleaned up your spelling for you.

**Ms Piggy** · 12th September 2004, 10:00

Originally Posted by Firefight

concerned about the recently severed limb, he reached in with his other hand to get it, and yes manged to cut that one off as well.

take it easy in your office man :spudwave:

F/F

YIKES!!!

I guess the 2nd time he was in shock. Did they manage to sew them back on or ????