sorry..i appologise....wont use that word again.Originally Posted by maha man
Barry Sheene use a more pc version when he said....''it wouldn't pull a schoolboy of your granny''....
Hardcore Biker
sorry..i appologise....wont use that word again.Barry Sheene use a more pc version when he said....''it wouldn't pull a schoolboy of your granny''....
L-Plate Rider
CHAMPION lmaoUglier than a hatful of arseholes ... it's pretty choice as, just as well it isn't worth a brass razoo anymore - be like pissing against a wall, I guess we're doing the full monty on this topic. Fair cop and all. Turn and turnabout I say! Wonder when this thread will go on a bender and turn turtle!
The saddo gits will lap it up till the cowcockies come home and end up spewing about it! Struth! Going to have a crack at this one dead serious and see what I can run up the flagpole with.
It's like the ol'banger, giving up the ghost and having it's guts for garters. The crew will have a good root around and see what's mingy about it!
So, not coming the raw prawn, I'll settle for a nice char break and bacon buttie and talk your ear off mate! A right humdinger this is!
Whip it, whip it good!
Well i'll be a pickled jelly eel!
Loud and Uncouth
"Handles like a bag of broken arseholes."
"A face like a ruptured custard."
Winding up drongos, foil hat wearers and over sensitive KBers for over 14,000 posts...........
" Life is not a rehearsal, it's as happy or miserable as you want to make it"
I like bikes
"Pulls harder than a frustrated schoolboy"
"You dirty hua" (probably because I'm not around farms that I dont hear this one)
"Not one day that we are here on this earth has been promised to us, so make the most of every day as if it was your last, and every breath ,as if it were the same"
Ta
I allways thought it was, "pulls harder than a bus load of school boys".
Has anybody said poppy cock? Aint heard that in a while.
Forum whore
If you're talking about the artist that drew all sorts of wierd contraptions, his name is Heath Robinson.
Richard
is currently sulking in the Sin Bin
Looks like there's a nigger in the woodpile...
oops.
is currently sulking in the Sin Bin
Or....
"Show us ya gutted kina"
nah, too sexist....
Funny that the BK ad was produced by a female huh?
I thought it was 'flash as a Chow on a bike'
Scooter boy
Bunkum.
Fiddlesticks. (Both courtesy of an old great-aunt).
Melicious
Peeved off!
And a new one courtesy of my 6 year old: PICKLE BUM!!!
Armature speller
Honky in the woodpile was a book by John Brunner.
Moped rider
When we came out from the US of A in '71 my father loved the term "frock", as in a dress. Obviously because of its closeness to that other kiwi iconic word f*ck. Back in the 60's and early 70's you just didn't say THAT word in the states.
If you can't be a good example, be a horrible warning
Wherever I may roam
how about pulls harder than a school boy on viagra.
"I came into this game for the action, the excitement... go anywhere, travel light,... get in, get out,... wherever there's trouble, a man alone... Now they got the whole country sectioned off; you can't make a move without a form."
Paved roads are just another example of wasted tax payer dollars.
Off the wagon
I still like Kiwifruits one "Oh my giddy aunt". My Grandmother used to say that.
Another I thought of was "daft as a brush".
And a person who's a "pleb"
And a house is a "gaff"
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