My Gran used to call me a "mucky arab" when I'd come home covered in mud...doubt that'd be allowed these days either
Silly as a two bob watch.
Did anyone elses grandfather "drive like Jehu" when they were running late?
Was a time when "no fear" meant "righto"...which meant.....
"You gonna screw the whatsamajig onto the whoosit?"
"yeah, no fear mate."
“- He felt that his whole life was some kind of dream and he sometimes wondered whose it was and whether they were enjoying it.”
ZAM! POW! OOOF! holly rusted metal batman!
Luck is when oportunity and preparation meet
sorry about this one but its still funny when you hear some ass crack showing tradesman yell " ah fuck some fucken fuckers fucked the fucker"
Luck is when oportunity and preparation meet
Heavens to Betsy! How about the old "fisty cuffs" and a bit of "biffo".
Oh topping what old bean!
A heinous bush pig with a face like a slapped arse!
One looked as though one had been dragged backwards through a hedge.
"Standing on your mother's corpse you told me that you'd wait forever." [Bryan Adams: Summer of 69]
SHUCKS , is this thread still going?
Quit your bellyaching.
"The old engine's knackered, it's going through oil like a dose of salts through a sick nigger"
Winding up drongos, foil hat wearers and over sensitive KBers for over 14,000 posts...........![]()
" Life is not a rehearsal, it's as happy or miserable as you want to make it"
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