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    My Gran used to call me a "mucky arab" when I'd come home covered in mud...doubt that'd be allowed these days either
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    Quote Originally Posted by gijoe1313 View Post
    Uglier than a hatful of arseholes ... it's pretty choice as, just as well it isn't worth a brass razoo anymore - be like pissing against a wall, I guess we're doing the full monty on this topic. Fair cop and all. Turn and turnabout I say! Wonder when this thread will go on a bender and turn turtle!

    The saddo gits will lap it up till the cowcockies come home and end up spewing about it! Struth! Going to have a crack at this one dead serious and see what I can run up the flagpole with.

    It's like the ol'banger, giving up the ghost and having it's guts for garters. The crew will have a good root around and see what's mingy about it!

    So, not coming the raw prawn, I'll settle for a nice char break and bacon buttie and talk your ear off mate! A right humdinger this is!
    They still talk like this where I live.

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    Silly as a two bob watch.

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    Did anyone elses grandfather "drive like Jehu" when they were running late?

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    Quote Originally Posted by sidecar bob View Post
    Did anyone elses grandfather "drive like Jehu" when they were running late?

    naw .... but my grandad was pretty quick to tell folks he didn't give a tinker's cuss when they complained about his old Indian getting fired up early on Sunday mornings .....

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    Was a time when "no fear" meant "righto"...which meant.....

    "You gonna screw the whatsamajig onto the whoosit?"
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    sorry about this one but its still funny when you hear some ass crack showing tradesman yell " ah fuck some fucken fuckers fucked the fucker"
    Luck is when oportunity and preparation meet

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    Heavens to Betsy! How about the old "fisty cuffs" and a bit of "biffo".

    Oh topping what old bean!
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    A heinous bush pig with a face like a slapped arse!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Goblin View Post
    Heavens to Betsy! How about the old "fisty cuffs" and a bit of "biffo".

    Oh topping what old bean!
    Spiffing, put up your dukes and have at him

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    One looked as though one had been dragged backwards through a hedge.
    "Standing on your mother's corpse you told me that you'd wait forever." [Bryan Adams: Summer of 69]

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    SHUCKS , is this thread still going?

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    Quit your bellyaching.

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